What if Claus used the piss jet from his bbc to break through the lines of defense at moscow.

[Apeson]

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

The piss would freeze, thus turning into a frozen piss slide, which would distract Soviet troops into having fun, and thus, the idea of watersports was invented.

 

[Ploot]

The piss would freeze, thus turning into a frozen piss slide, which would distract Soviet troops into having fun, and thus, the idea of watersports was invented.

And the piss would then make Claus stay up in the air (if he was still pissing)

 

[Mongoloigul]

I'm fucking PISSING rn