What if Claus was a sex instructor (first lesson free)?

[Joseph]

 

[swaggrz]

He would be a soybooru moderator

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

He would gain a cult following from women who want to be with a White man but at the same time have BBC
Eventually he is fatigued by this and fakes his death to live in some coastal town in the middle of nowhere

 

[Joseph]

 

[IHATESALT]

He'd be jobless after ww1