What's the drunkest you've ever been?

[Joseph]

In a friend's graduation, I once took a 6 oz canteen of vodka, along with celabration champagne, a glass of wine and two shots of a 20% abv liquor. I started doing Claus salutes in the bathroom next to high school grads, stumbling along the way. By the end, we got picked up by another friend's parents and I drunkenly showed my soyjak OCs to said friend in the car ride. Surprisingly, I didn't get a hangover

 

[pig]

I've never been drunk, and the closest I've gotten was taking a sip of my mom's wine as a kid. Tasted like shit but people don't drink it for the taste I guess.

 

[Namefag]

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I blacked out on new year's once (2019-2020). If you've seen my post about my tattoo, that was the same night. Apparently (at the time at least) I was a sad drunk. Also I was told I ended up falling asleep on the couch with a girl that was not my girlfriend, which made me feel shitty.
That was when I stopped drinking like a fratnoob and slowed down for a while.
Couldn't tell you how much I drank. Me, my brother, and that girl killed a bottle of Jameson, took edibles, and then I remember drinking one or two glasses of champagne for the toast

 

[Joseph]

I blacked out on new year's once (2019-2020). If you've seen my post about my tattoo, that was the same night. Apparently (at the time at least) I was a sad drunk. Also I was told I ended up falling asleep on the couch with a girl that was not my girlfriend, which made me feel shitty.
That was when I stopped drinking like a fratghoul and slowed down for a while.
Couldn't tell you how much I drank. Me, my brother, and that girl killed a bottle of Jameson, took edibles, and then I remember drinking one or two glasses of champagne for the toast

To be of at least minimum legal drinking age as of at least 5 years ago means you must be old. Pushing 30 even

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

To be of at least minimum legal drinking age as of at least 5 years ago means you must be old. Pushing 30 even

I was below the minimum drinking age, but I am pushing thirty (do not mess with me)

 

[shekel]

Alcohol is a Jewish bourgeois degeneracy.

 

[sabrina]

i plan to never drink any sort of beer or alcohol

 

[a valid name]

I am deathly afraid of alcoholism and drugs of any kind

 

[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

I did a challenge with a guy on stream where I would match a glass of White Russians with his can of beer. Needless to say it was a bad idea.

 

[chudlocker]

i attended a pubcrawl in thailand last year in spring, i drank through all my money and had some australian woman buy me beer after i ran out, i also faintly remember playing beer pong that night, my knees were so scraped, after that day i was asked why the fuck i drank out of the beer pong cups when it was clearly stated there was just water in it because you take shots from your own drink, i still dont know why i did it kek
i drank pretty much every day of that 2 week vacation anyway

 

[Joseph]

bump

 

[worldatwar]

i took big swigs out of a mezcal bottle i snuck from a cabinet in my house w my wrestling friends on the way to a main event. we made sure to finish the bottle(one of them drank the least(pussy behavior btw)) before we entered and played some games on there(i wished we played laser tag but these fuckass dummys wanted to play bowling instead(i hated bowling)). my fucking breath reeked of alcohol and we were tryna find each other for like a dozen mins. i remember having an urge to sing trap queen by fetty wap loudly for some reason. anyway, we find each other and went back home, where i played w my butterfly knife w a shitty gold paint job and made my friends concerned, saying things like "ya güey" or something like that. they tried to take it , but i put it away. we listened to corridos on the trip there and back. the pussy who drank the least drove us home, and i threw out the bottle on some dumpster before i returned home. i quickly went to my room and slept.

 

[absolutely not dino]

i never drinked alcohol

 

[Steve]

I choked the shit out of an autistic friend because he was sober and making fun of me and was stealing my chex mix.