What's the stupidest video essay you've found?

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

Just by title alone. Didn't watch it

 

[Jimbot]

is my video essay script good i’m gonna release it in a week

Spoiler: why oneshot is the best thing ever

okay so

oneshot is not just some indie game. it’s the one that actually understood what it was doing. you play as niko. you’re not some silent blank slate. niko is tired, polite, a little scared, and still keeps going because the world needs the sun back. that’s already more personality than 90% of protagonists.

the game talks to you. it knows you’re there. it makes you move files on your computer. it remembers what you did last time. most games keep you at a distance. oneshot doesn’t. it treats the line between the game and your actual screen like it matters.

people love calling it real womanslop or whatever the insult of the week is. that’s just noise. the story is about carrying something important when everything around you is falling apart. niko doesn’t complain. niko just does the job. that’s the whole point.

the world feels dead in a quiet way. the characters feel like they’ve already given up. and then this kid shows up with a lightbulb and suddenly there’s a reason to keep moving. it’s simple. it’s clean. it doesn’t need to scream at you.

most games now are loud and bloated. oneshot is the opposite. it trusts you to pay attention. that’s why it still hits harder than whatever new release people are forcing this month.

niko stays undefeated.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

is my video essay script good i’m gonna release it in a week

Spoiler: why oneshot is the best thing ever

okay so

oneshot is not just some indie game. it’s the one that actually understood what it was doing. you play as niko. you’re not some silent blank slate. niko is tired, polite, a little scared, and still keeps going because the world needs the sun back. that’s already more personality than 90% of protagonists.

the game talks to you. it knows you’re there. it makes you move files on your computer. it remembers what you did last time. most games keep you at a distance. oneshot doesn’t. it treats the line between the game and your actual screen like it matters.

people love calling it real womanslop or whatever the insult of the week is. that’s just noise. the story is about carrying something important when everything around you is falling apart. niko doesn’t complain. niko just does the job. that’s the whole point.

the world feels dead in a quiet way. the characters feel like they’ve already given up. and then this kid shows up with a lightbulb and suddenly there’s a reason to keep moving. it’s simple. it’s clean. it doesn’t need to scream at you.

most games now are loud and bloated. oneshot is the opposite. it trusts you to pay attention. that’s why it still hits harder than whatever new release people are forcing this month.

niko stays undefeated.

Not long enough, copy and paste Wikipedia summaries of topics like “liminal spaces” or “media literacy” to hit that 2 hour runtime

 

[Jimbot]

Not long enough, copy and paste Wikipedia summaries of topics like “liminal spaces” or “media literacy” to hit that 2 hour runtime

not long enough

you want me to pad it with wikipedia articles about liminal spaces and media literacy just to hit some arbitrary runtime

that’s how you get coal. oneshot doesn’t need filler. it already says what it needs to say

if you want a two hour video go watch someone else ramble

brraaap

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

not long enough

you want me to pad it with wikipedia articles about liminal spaces and media literacy just to hit some arbitrary runtime

that’s how you get coal. oneshot doesn’t need filler. it already says what it needs to say

if you want a two hour video go watch someone else ramble

brraaap

You’re never gonna make it on YouTube with that attitude

 

[AshkeNazi]

went into this thread to answer "that trans music one" but like three noobs already have

 

[cirno.enthusiast 3]

4 hours of this?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

4 hours of this?

>An Ugly Relationship with Women
You mean like most of them

 

[ASPARAGUS]

Marine Corps Boot Camp Is Stupid & Spiritually Depraved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjDHoNcH5o4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9gnRQaXH38

havent seen the second one but its likely just as bad as the first
man speaks of his time in bootcamp, seems like he didnt pass and is asshurt about it after all these years (doe i can understand his frustration)

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Marine Corps Boot Camp Is Stupid & Spiritually Depraved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjDHoNcH5o4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9gnRQaXH38

havent seen the second one but its likely just as bad as the first
man speaks of his time in bootcamp, seems like he didnt pass and is asshurt about it after all these years (doe i can understand his frustration)

Everest neutral ending (couldn’t join the Marines after stopping being gay, locking in and studying in the United States and got deported)