WWYD if you woke up and looked like this

[pig]

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I would go outside, and immediately shout "MRPEG IS A GEM!" before killing myself

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I would finally be happy

 

[poopcel 420 fartmaxxerי]

i'd wake up from a coma after gooning to mpreg flying sperm gemmies

 

[catjakker]

i would dedicate my life to indonesian politics just to become the first official politician in history who's into mpreg gemmies
hence, singlehandedly tainting the history of indonesia by this singular achievement

 

[Lateral]

I would kill myself, but then realize I had made a grave mistake. Because I could not escape my mpregpilled Indonesian form in the afterlife, and was doomed to stay as an irl slopjak for eternity.