>Kill yourself, pseudointellectual cacaot. All you do in your life is rage at other people on this forum and nothing else. You racked up 5k posts in 4 months, you should be ashamed of yourself and how pathetic you are as a person.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
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Hello, my name is Goot and I failed Biology with my classmate Randalsoy because we both answered to "What is a member of class Mammalia" with Jolteon. Randalsoy couldn't handle it so xhe killed herself with a necktie. I was completely devastated. Jolteon is not a mammal? But how do they make milk then? I couldn't take such blasphemy so I pick up a chair and threw it on the ground while jumping in anger, yelling "JOLTEON IS A FUCKING MAMMAL!!"
My teacher was utterly shocked. "Are you stupid?! There is no such animal as a 'Jolteon'" until a creature jumped into the classroom from the window. It was the Jolteon. I was ecstastic that I started running around the classroom yelling "I LOVE BBC!"
Life as an Goot is a hard life, but life nonetheless
My teacher was utterly shocked. "Are you stupid?! There is no such animal as a 'Jolteon'" until a creature jumped into the classroom from the window. It was the Jolteon. I was ecstastic that I started running around the classroom yelling "I LOVE BBC!"
Life as an Goot is a hard life, but life nonetheless
