>At the end of the day, you will fuck her body. Not her poop.
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Thread 'Latest watched widget'
This is just like my heckin KIWIFAAAARMS But honestly it's a good idea and I think it'll help with using the site better than just relying on the whats new page / latest posts widget and reactions
Thread 'Site is now faster'
I had to manually change some php thingie in some weird config file and now the site runs way faster. Sorry for all the times it was slow
Thread 'Shroomy 2.0 Preview'
The next generation of Shroomy. Comes with several improvements and a slight color change. Leave feedback here and tell me what I should change
Added a new feature in account details where you can insert an mp3. It will be added to your profile so people can click and listen to whatever music you set to your profile. Try it now at https://soyjak.forum/account/account-details
Thread 'Coffee Theme Preview'
You can now try out Coffee. It's still not perfect yet but you can try it out if you wish. I didn't know whether to make a banana themed theme or a coffee themed theme so I flipped a coin and Coffee won. I think beige makes a better theme than yellow in my opinion. Here's what it looks like. Don't worry, it'll get a custom logo later on and maybe more adjustments to make it look unique compared to Shroomy/Froggy
Thread 'Our First Cease and Desist'
Subject: Cease and Desist. From: [email protected] To: [email protected] CC: To whom it may concern, I fucking love BBC, there's nothing I want more in my prolapsed anus than BBC. Ever since I have left prison, I have had no BBC, yet every time I open your shit site, der 'shroom', I see posts about taking BBC from cute twinks like my ex e-boyfriend Basil, and it just makes me sick. I was once erping with jimbo as per usual, when I saw that you BANNED BASIL? kys -...
Thread 'New theme: Froggy'
If you liked Shroomy but wished there was more heckin greenery in the scenery, then try out Froggy. It's a green variant of Shroomy because the layout is already good. Bring out the froglaughs because it's time to bait nusoisluttas for keks Light variant: Dark variant: Enjoy
You can now spam send the most snca of questions here https://soyjak.forum/misc/contact Appeals now go to a couple of jannies at the same time
Thread 'New default theme'
Fortress is gemmy but it doesn't seem like a fitting default theme, so I made Shroomy to look gemmy and feel neutral or something Light variant: Dark variant:
We'll be moving to a new domain shortly. Any links with the old domain will sadly won't work for a while. Thank you for your patience The Tor hidden service is: ezcpfylsmfsyeg4omllmsgo6mqdq2crzzgutkluo6dzuuc7zezjwleid.onion just in case
On the 20th of April 2025, this site was finally born. How long will it last? Let's find out
I will change boards around even if nobody asked for it because the boards here aren't being used so I need suggestions on what board you want. Which board do you want turned into a subboard and where, which do you want merged and which do you want deleted?
1. Don't post illegal stuff or attempt to mess with the site infrastructure. 2. Don't be a pedophile or advocate on behalf of pedophiles. 3. Don't be part of a hostile community or advertise on behalf of one. 4. Intentionally derailing threads is not permitted. 5. No NSFW, thanks This site is run on behalf of the blog's staff team for the benefit of shroom users. Measures may be taken to protect the culture of the site and its historical userbase.
since we no longer have a booru (and that one was mostly random images), i want (You) to use this thread as an archive for all shroom related OC you make or find, for non-shroom related shit just use the post gems you made thread. >example?
resources on how to play magic general gamelpay if you want to make a player character move and attack you would post something like this [GOOT] walks 20ft forward and tries to swing his sword at disgusting cargo creature or talking would be something like this [GOOT] talks to cargo and says "stupid fuggen pony fucker" and then i would roll for your command when i check the thread when you have reaction it will be a plus one on your roll also it is turn based so you cant make a command...
Thread 'WikiJakia - The independent ensoyclopedia'
WikiJakia is a newly-founded broader Soysphere & imageboard culture wiki with the main intention of making a fun, yet informative enviorment by tackling the (many) problems of the Soyjak Wiki, those being: rampant seriouscacaing, increase in obfuscation for article editing and creation while simeltaniously letting hunkies roam free, a lack in any proper mass article-rewrite for biased articles, despite being planned by Salt himself in the past & more that you can probably get the jist of...
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