I already posted this in the "don't use nushlog" thread but here's a gem I wrote up a minute ago
Can we just like, not make fun of him?
Toonsoy lives such a hard life
>Be el sénor toonsoy
>Be a mix of the worst races ever known to man, Unironnically a vantablack noob in denial
>wake up
>Do nothing but sit on your ass
>Moderate a DNB discord FORUM named soyjakblog
>After doing your """job""" draw autismoslop about old cartoons and pizza tower
>But now, all of the sudden, you have to make a very hard choice...
>Do you goon to Blacked, Loli, or blacked Loli?
>Also be unable to make simple decisions due to dumb noobmutt mind
>cry because you can't figure it out
>look in mirror
>cry even more due to being a fat black ass pedophile
>Stop crying after finding your dildo
>Ride it and record it to send moon metropolis (your natural leader and BVLL due to moon being a jew and you being an Indian)
>Make sure to send to zuken and the rest of your wholesome cord xisters (because you look kinda like incredible gassy, which is friggin ARYAN GEMMY)
>Go back to sleep because you have low stamina and can't do anything beyond sitting because of being a mutt
Pray for this kindred soul.