>if sneedson ran the airport, the boarding passes would be flashdrives with 'p. security checks? just walk through femjanny that braps stinky gas. every plane serves unlimited 'p even sneedson goons with you. flight delays come with boykisser zones and gay porn. and your suitcase, a talking 'p folder that goons with you. so where would you fly if sneedson ruled the skies?
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reposting your shlog post on the shroom
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I already posted this in the "don't use nushlog" thread but here's a gem I wrote up a minute ago
Can we just like, not make fun of him?
Toonsoy lives such a hard life
>Be el sénor toonsoy
>Be a mix of the worst races ever known to man, Unironnically a vantablack noob in denial
>wake up
>Do nothing but sit on your ass
>Moderate a DNB discord FORUM named soyjakblog
>After doing your """job""" draw autismoslop about old cartoons and pizza tower
>But now, all of the sudden, you have to make a very hard choice...
>Do you goon to Blacked, Loli, or blacked Loli?
>Also be unable to make simple decisions due to dumb noobmutt mind
>cry because you can't figure it out
>look in mirror
>cry even more due to being a fat black ass pedophile
>Stop crying after finding your dildo
>Ride it and record it to send moon metropolis (your natural leader and BVLL due to moon being a jew and you being an Indian)
>Make sure to send to zuken and the rest of your wholesome cord xisters (because you look kinda like incredible gassy, which is friggin ARYAN GEMMY)
>Go back to sleep because you have low stamina and can't do anything beyond sitting because of being a mutt

Pray for this kindred soul.
 
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