The Prince Diaries

 

[worldatwar]

u should play oneshot btw

 

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ITT we describe the most efficient way to murder Niko

 

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Sledgehammer

 

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Depriving xir of HRT

 

[baqqrih]

Glue trap.

 

[Klitty]

Showing xher a mirror

 

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If something scandalous (maybe if the dev did something crazy such as cremating his balls) surely niko would die at least in a cultural relevance sense... right?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

If something scandalous (maybe if the dev did something crazy such as cremating his balls) surely niko would die at least in a cultural relevance sense... right?

Yea, if that happened, autistic brown real women would be the only people left who give a shit about it.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Crushed with boulder on a bed of nails

 

[Klitty]

Sawed off shotgun to her face

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Shoved onto train tracks

 

[Thomsen]

Shot dead by Simon Henriksson

 

[Herpes Trout]

Glue trap.

I've always imagined Niko to be extremely small, I'm not sure if there's any official height chart of the titular indie game character, but to me it's very miniature and stompable, a glue trap would be incredibly effective yet cruel since it wouldn't kill it outright

 

[Klitty]

a glue trap would be incredibly effective yet cruel since it wouldn't kill it outright

Good; Niko deserves to suffer.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Force fed dynamite

 

[Herpes Trout]

Good; Niko deserves to suffer.

It's strange because when I see those images of it carrying that lightbulb, I always imagine of a little rat carrying some cheese back to the nest, do you know what glue traps are used for? Rats.

 

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Sawed off shotgun to her face

That's "their" face, oneshotphobe.

 

[worldatwar]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^obsessed

 

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Improperly Radon-proof xir basement (lung cancer)

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

Ah, I get what you mean. Finding "friend friends" is going to be harder. I was in a similar stage as you for many of my younger years before these past few, where it just seemed like the only folks I knew only kept me around to help them with work or answer questions about stuff I'm knowledgeable on. It seems like a group of friends that care for you in the manner you're speaking of only comes with the blessing of The Lord, there isn't much you can do except eventually find them naturally.
And, in addition, while I'm sure you're out of such a stage by now, don't "try out personalities" any further, as that'll only lead you to personal unhappiness. It sounds stupid, but you really just have to "find and be 'yourself'," and at the end of the day, some of it does still come down to appearance (that still doesn't mean you have to necessarily, physically look attractive. I look rather dull but I've stuck to my dullness and balanced it by focusing on dressing nicely, and I've found socializing to be a lot easier with the self-confidence something like that provides. I don't know how good of advice that is for you since you're, you know, a woman of a particularly consistent style of dress, but that's my own experience, anyway).

yeah im reallt trting to branch out ans find as many religious women as possible
Unfortunately thwyre all round their 30s 40s and i kinda would just love someone mt age

but ill take what i can get. Also stylw wise yea ur right i cant rly do anyrhjng ab that bur ira fine because girls see me without my veil so