Ban Megathread

[worldatwar]

Question: do all cursed users have the jimbo touch?

Yes – definitely

 

[jim🅱️o]

Question: do all cursed users have the jimbo touch?

Yes – definitely

whats the jimbo touch

 

[Klitty]

whats the jimbo touch

Herpes

 

[worldatwar]

Question: do all cursed users have the jimbo touch?

Yes – definitely

whats the jimbo touch

EW EW EWW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

 

[SNCAposter]

Question: do all cursed users have the jimbo touch?

Yes – definitely

Herpes

OHNONONONONONONONONONO

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

all cursed users got kissed sloppy-style by jimbo

 

[Klitty]

OHNONONONONONONONONONO

Fuck wait I didn't mean it

 

[_account]

all cursed users got kissed sloppy-style by jimbo

^wishes he was cursed ^

 

[Apeson]

diddy ahh thread

 

[_account]

Question: should I go to SoCal and clap xiuh's mom?

Yes

Question: do I have to? I just got back from last time.

Yes – definitely

 

[worldatwar]

Question: do all cursed users have the jimbo touch?

Yes – definitely

The year was 2025. In the outskirts of the soysphere, a Xenforo-ran forum by the name of Soyjak Forum was home to many of the refugees from the acquisition of Soyjak Blog by a prominent Discord user. The remnants of the so-called "shlog" or "schlog" in turn became a pedophile's paradise.

All the meanwhile, Soyjak Forum, or the "Shroom", was steadily rising with the site recovering from the recent xittercord drama. Little did people know, trouble was brewing within the userbase as one of the more well-known users that goes by @jimbo, from xyr recent return, set the stage for the downfall of the Shroom. Time went by and the userbase slowly succumbed to a curse that soon plagued the forum.

Those affected by the curse showed signs of degeneration, on their mind and body. Their skin turned into a vantablack color. Their eyes, discolored by Jaundice. The sudden revolting stench radiating from them with their radioactive flatulence. The sudden weight gain and breakouts from their skin with blisters and pus secreting from them. The constant overflow of their excrement and urine from their rotting bodies. Even their speech patterns were devolved to the point that it was akin to that of a homosexual whose primary language is not English.

The concerned userbase, frantically finding for answers, made a thread to discuss the matter at hand. One of the users, @ecstasy, connecting the dots with @jimbo's return, the cursed people, and the outbreak of the curse, shook his 8 ball and asked on a different thread if the events correlated with one another by saying, "do all cursed users have the jimbo touch?" The 8 ball shook violently with intensity before giving out an answer. "Yes - definitely", The 8 Ball replied, before crumbling into dust. @jimbo, all the clueless, asked @ecstasy about the so-called, "Jimbo Touch", only for @ecstasy to jump back in fear and disgust, wailing for @jimbo to get away from him.

The others then arrived to the thread to figure out what was happening, only to find out that @jimbo was the source of the curse. @Killy attempted to figure out what exactly the Jimbo Touch was, only to be affected by it. user by user, the Jimbo Touch spread site-wide with even one of the moderators succumbing to the curse.

@Shroot, with the remaining survivors, tried with all their might to suppress and maybe even eliminate the Jimbo Touch, but to no avail. Little by little, the rest of the survivors fell to the curse. As a last-ditch effort, @Shroot pulled the plug on the site, hoping to put an end to the curse, only to find out in pure horror that the "plug" he had pulled turned out to be @jimbo's furry tail butt plug. Steaming putrid liquid excrement, flowing like lava and producing a vile stench, began pouring onto @Shroot's feet. Accepting his eventual demise, @Shroot gave up and allowed @jimbo to give him a sloppy-style kiss, with the forum soon showing a 404 message, ending the Shroom as we know it...

 

[berried delight]

>banned off shitoko
what did he do again? was he a 'cordcaca or something?

 

[Dagonet]

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>banned off shitoko
what did he do again? was he a 'cordcaca or something?

Having a Skibidipedo account

 

[berried delight]

Having a Skibidipedo account

damn I thought he was a good feller before, shame.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

30,000+ posts deep in the soysphere, and it was getting burned by a RNG toy of all things that made you stop and question everything?
I'm not even trying to bait you right now.

a message from God himself

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

@jimbo why are you angry? are you mad that Quetzalcōātl created me instead of some foreign deity?

Why did he create you guys to be 5 centuries behind everyone else but africa?

 

[supernigga]

Ban everyone here for being anti semitic against GODberg o algo

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

they were both in some gay ass namereal woman groupchat, astrofene joined the group after korg left(wich is why he's unbanned and imperator isnt)

Chesee touch is real

 

[berried delight]

I wonder who's next to be banned.

 

[Dagonet]

I wonder who's next to be banned.

My noob you are a fool