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Guide on how to go from a ugly incel to a chad

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I will include problems and how I (or strawmen, in case it's just a regular problem) deal with them.
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Starting with the physical issues, I will begin with my personal biggest problem: having a shitty jaw. First of all, start mewing. I know it sounds like bullshit, but it might have worked—I don’t know, I’ve been mewing since I was 14, and I think it helped. Who knows. Step two: go to the gym. There is no gym for the face, but more testosterone = better jaw. Step three—this one might not work for everyone—but growing a beard helps a lot.
Moving on to being a fatty fat pig: walk or bike as much as you can if possible. Remember, you need to experience pain to get joy (gf). Also, eat more good stuff, not less bad stuff. Focusing on eating less bad stuff is a shitty tactic that just results in failure. If you walk more, then having some slop as part of the diet is going to be off-balanced. Also, don’t do steroids. Girls don’t like beefcakes.
This isn’t an issue in itself, but like… just go to a barber.
Have good hygiene. I know most of you already have that taken care of, but I bet some of you are a bit stinky. Brush your teeth, wash your ass, wash your hair, shave it down there (not the ass—you will get an infection; also, you are not a cacaot), and wear deodorant.
Okay, now for social issues. I have autism, so yeah, I’m not the best person to give social skill advice, but I know a bit.
Don’t talk about sex unless she talks about sex. Unless you are a 10/10 gigachad, you just look like a creep.
Don’t talk down about yourself, but don’t lie about yourself either—y’know, stay humble.
Make her talk. If she doesn’t, try switching the subject, since that means she’s bored.
To find a good candidate, go to an IRL activity related to something you enjoy. Don’t immediately go ask girls out—that won’t work. Slowly befriend girls who seem approachable. If they talk to everyone a lot and seem friendly, they are approachable. From there, you may decide whether to take things further or not, but remember: don’t just go for any girl that approaches you. You need to be actually interested in them—not just have a sexual interest—or else you won’t have a good, enjoyable relationship.
 
step 1 have good genetics
noob, i have a subhuman jawline and i was a fat loser with zero social skills, you what changed that? 2-3 years of failure after failure, you have to fail if you want to win.
Step 2 don't have autism
I have autism doe
I intentionally keep my dihh bush
is that bad
Ik this is'nt serious but i will still answer seriously, if you are grinding into becoming a chad then no it does'nt matter, if you have an upcomming date or think you are starting to get somewhere then yes you should, girls find it gross.
it makes it smelly
It does?
 
Mewing forced me to nose breath so it does indeed work. But I don't think it changes your jawline that much, I would just chew mastic gum and debloat to get good results.
 
step 1: stop being a .Ϫ.
step 2: you win
funny coming from the self proclaimed incel dummy (as of 12 days ago). KWAB
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if you have an upcomming date or think you are starting to get somewhere then yes you should, girls find it gross.
I will not have sex before marriage.
Also, when I was younger, I would breathe through my nose and my mouth was closed, but my tongue was not at the roof of my mouth. Is that bad?
 
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