Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he actually have a scene where he's using the 'arty and posting colorjaks?
Cartman is a /pol/cuckEric Cartman would be a 'ru namecaca
Xhe would either use /int/ or become an attentionwhoreMymy
Brad was an og, Kick Buttowski was gas but nobody really talks about it these days.Ezekiel from Total Drama Island
Alex Henson from Downtown
Son from Blark and Son
Jake Harper from Two and a Half Men
Greg Heffley (Rodrick strikes me as more of a 4cuck user)
Brad from Kick Buttowski
Wyborn "Wybe" Lovat from Coraline
Alvin from Paranorman
Gareth Keenan from The Office (the original version)
Fogell from Superbad
Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory (spams "kys" in threads that deter from and or mock science)