Minecraft movie

[Charges officer?]

what were they thinking when hiring an obese 60 year old dude as steve?

 

[Barry]

what were they thinking when hiring an obese 60 year old dude as steve?
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He... is @Steve

 

[Steve]

they de-noobfied Steve, Jack has Black in his name but he ain't black.

 

[Charges officer?]

they de-noobfied Steve, Jack has Black in his name but he ain't black.

 

[Dagonet]

 

[Buck Breaker]

vewy baaad

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

he is perfect for the role because he's goofy and square-shaped

 

[Dagonet]

he is perfect for the role because he's goofy and square-shaped

 

[Charges officer?]

he is perfect for the role because he's goofy and square-shaped

he is not, he is a doughy pasty whitoid, steve is a giga on the other hand

 

[basil]

apparently every line that noob said became a meme?

 

[Dagonet]

apparently every line that noob said became a meme?

Most, Not all

 

[Idkchud]

>hiring an obese 60 year old dude as steve

 

[Somephono]

noob jockey

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

It’s crazy how normies justifiably made fun of this movie when the first trailer dropped and then they went to see it anyway, I hate normalcaca so fucking much they deserve to have bad things happen to them

 

[Zwedon]

Chicken Jockey

 

[gormless prick]

Chicken Jockey

slime cube!

 

[gormless prick]

futuristichub is director of the sequel btw

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

what were they thinking when hiring an obese 60 year old dude as steve?
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Jared Hess was thinking:
>Oh, I worked with this guy almost twenty years ago on Nacho Libre. I think he's a funny guy, and I don't feel like working with someone I haven't worked with before; I suppose I'll go with him.
Personally, I would've gone with somebody like this guy who has an incredibly square head. He's not an actor; he's a musician, but anybody can play Steve if they put their minds to it.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I beg your pardon

 

[swaggrz]

I, am Steve.