People You Didn't Know Were Jewish: Megathread

[General Secretary of SNCA]

Rupert Holmes (real name, David Goldstein), the musician behind the famous 'Piña Colada' song:

Michael Rosen, children's author and poet and icon of the YTP community on YouTube:

Bob Dylan, American musician:

 

[svvt]

David Goldstein

Michael Rosen

i think these examples were very obvious

 

[DOLL(1)]

i think these examples were very obvious

i didnt know the second one was jewish

 

[svvt]

i didnt know the second one was jewish

me neither despite me knowing "rosen" is a very jewish name

 

[DOLL(1)]

me neither despite me knowing "rosen" is a very jewish name

i only know shit like goldberg or stein, etc. rosen i didnt even know was one. i dont care to NOOOTICE i just look for facial features

 

[absolutely not dino]

nobody cares if these people are jewish if they havent done anything wrong doe, if you genuinely believe all hecking jooish pipo that are remotely popular/famous are part of a friggin organization that controls der world and shiet you are dummyed

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

havent done anything wrong

did i say they did?

 

[Steve]

I mentioned this before but Jack Black is one of the chosen, you wouldn't really be able to tell but he's probable ate foreskins before.

 

[baqqrih]

The fat guy who has made over six million (hehe) edits on Wikipedia is a Jew.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pruitt

 

[DOLL(1)]

The fat guy who has made over six million (hehe) edits on Wikipedia is a Jew.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pruitt

whiter than me

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Kirk Douglas and his son Michael.
Tony Curtis (I assumed he was some form of Italian)
Eddie Fisher
Jerry Orbach (on his father's side)
Marc Bolan (on his father's side)
Tiny Tim
Mel Blanc (I assumed he was French)
David Lee Roth
Gene Wilder
Geddy Lee
The Warner Brothers
Ralph Bakshi
Randy Newman
Chris Prynoski
Timothée Chalamet
Natalie Portman
Ansel Elgort (on his father's side)
Daniel Radcliffe
Andrew Garfield
Zac Efron isn't Jewish persay, but is of Ashkenazi descent apparently.
>[pleb placement here]
I also didn't know the Three Stooges were Jewish back when I was a lad.

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

Daniel Radcliffe

it must of really pained him to have that SS symbol on his forehead for 8 movies

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

i only know shit like goldberg or stein, etc.

Rosen(baum)

 

[baqqrih]

I also didn't know the Three Stooges were Jewish back when I was a lad.

Huh. I looked it up a bit, and apparently the only actor who played the Third Stooge who wasn't Jewish was the last actor to join the group, Joe "Curly Joe" DeRita. The other five actors, including the three Horwitz brothers (Moe, Shemp, and Curly), were all born into Jewish families.

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

George R. R. Martin.
>He is predominantly of Irish descent. A DNA test on the series Finding Your Roots showed him to be 53.6% "British and Irish", 22.4% Ashkenazi Jewish, and 15.6% "Broadly Northwestern European"