what is something surprising about you

[ATWA ya dig?]

I like to play as a combat medic in class-based action games

I almost enlisted because I was so obsessed with combat medics/corpsman. I actually BODIED my ASVAB and everything and was planning to join the navy to become a corpsman with the marines.
Then I got a girlfriend and found out I like drugs a whole lot, so I just let my life go to shit for a while instead.

 

[Twostripe]

I take a picture of every fan I see in the wild.

 

[kaiser06]

I was recognized by the us congress

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm actually "down" with the negroes. I "jive" along nicely with the blacks. I feel I can "get jiggy" with the best of the spear chuckers.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I was that fat kid who was really good at Smash Bros and Mario Kart in primary school.

 

[kaiser06]

I was that fat kid who was really good at Smash Bros and Mario Kart in primary school.

tsmt but minecraft

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I was that fat kid who was really good at Smash Bros and Mario Kart in primary school.

I was best friends with that fat kid except he was also a bit of a porn addict.

 

[kaiser06]

I was best friends with that fat kid except he was also a bit of a porn addict.

i had a hentai addict friend

 

[kaiser06]

i had a hentai addict friend

said friend epi'd me when i was in 8th grade.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

said friend epi'd me when i was in 8th grade.

I got epi'd by a fat mexican kid in my neighborhood who was 5 years older than me and couldn't spell "lesbian."
A few years later when I waa 8 or 9, another (skinny albeit) Mexican kid showed me cartel beheadings.
Even without being terminally online I still got mindraped before 10 years old. I also don't like Mexicans, and the fat epi one would go on to make pedojokes way too often.

 

[kaiser06]

I got epi'd by a fat mexican kid in my neighborhood who was 5 years older than me and couldn't spell "lesbian."
A few years later when I waa 8 or 9, another (skinny albeit) Mexican kid showed me cartel beheadings.
Even without being terminally online I still got mindraped before 10 years old. I also don't like Mexicans, and the fat epi one would go on to make pedojokes way too often.

i'm so sorry for your genuinely.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

i'm so sorry for your genuinely.

Don't be sorry, be angry, furious at the liars who've formed the porn industry as it is today. Be angry at the liars for stealing the innocence of millions, for making millions waste their critical years of growth, masturbating. Masturbating and depleting testosterone during critical periods, forever tampering both mind and body. Total. liar. Death.

 

[kaiser06]

Don't be sorry, be angry, furious at the liars who've formed the porn industry as it is today. Be angry at the liars for stealing the innocence of millions, for making millions waste their critical years of growth, masturbating. Masturbating and ruining their testosterone of MILLIONS during their most critical periods of growth, forever tampering both mind and body. Total. liar. Death.
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These fucking joos man, I get your frustration against these people, Claus was doing a huge favor to this planet.

 

[GQQT]

I got epi'd by a fat mexican kid in my neighborhood who was 5 years older than me and couldn't spell "lesbian."
A few years later when I waa 8 or 9, another (skinny albeit) Mexican kid showed me cartel beheadings.
Even without being terminally online I still got mindraped before 10 years old. I also don't like Mexicans, and the fat epi one would go on to make pedojokes way too often.

Bro had IRL jartycuck neighbors

 

[kaiser06]

Bro had IRL jartycuck neighbors

aren't jartycucks pajeets?

 

[GQQT]

aren't jartycucks pajeets?

They're anything brown i don't like

 

[Foggurt]

aren't jartycucks pajeets?

They're anything brown i don't like

@Swarthy humble them

 

[Swarthy]

Don't be sorry, be angry, furious at the liars who've formed the porn industry as it is today. Be angry at the liars for stealing the innocence of millions, for making millions waste their critical years of growth, masturbating. Masturbating and depleting testosterone during critical periods, forever tampering both mind and body. Total. liar. Death.
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The porn industry isn't just jewish, it's satanic too. Pornography is a tool used by the devil to ruin people's lives and guard them from salvation.

 

[kaiser06]

The porn industry isn't just jewish, it's satanic too. Pornography is a tool used by the devil to ruin people's lives and guard them from salvation.

judaism = satanism

 

[Swarthy]

judaism = satanism

"the synagogue of satan"
this is in the bible