NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

i dont shower often, tbh. its been 2-3 weeks since i actually washed myself.

I advise that you start only taking cold showers and rubbing your body with piss to unleash your inner testostyrone.

 

[DOLL(1)]

my hair isnt suprisingly that oily, i cut my hair very short but its not a buzz. not yet atleast, it's not buzzcut season yet. i do want to actually fix my scalp though, simply moving my hair and it starts snowing. its almost cartoonish

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

I have an irrational fear of spider, it has gotten so bad that I throw my phone every time I see one on a shitty bait video.

 

[DOLL(1)]

I have an irrational fear of spider, it has gotten so bad that I throw my phone every time I see one on a shitty bait video.

I have a fear for flying insects. Especially ones that buzz

 

[Charges officer?]

I have an irrational fear of spider, it has gotten so bad that I throw my phone every time I see one on a shitty bait video.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

i dont shower often, tbh. its been 2-3 weeks since i actually washed myself.

Hell nah noob people notice that.

 

[jim🅱️o]

Hell nah noob people notice that.

he said he doesn’t really go outside so ig not

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I don't understand the joke "you know what else is pink?" trend on tiktok.

you know what else is pink?
Answer: Evil Patrixxx

 

[Joseph]

I kissed a guy

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take dis dihh, jimbussy<3

I can't remember the last time I was attracted to a physical woman. (Heavy emphasis on physical, HEAVY.)

hey me too!!

You are all cacaots

 

[4tehlulz]

You are all cacaots

Now what would make you say that

 

[jim🅱️o]

You are all cacaots

projecting

 

[Joseph]

projecting

No, I'm basing this off of real evidence

 

[jim🅱️o]

No, I'm basing this off of real evidence
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inspect element

 

[Joseph]

inspect element

Curious!

 

[jim🅱️o]

Curious!
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>he has an entire folder dedicated to me judging by his filenames

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

he said he doesn’t really go outside so ig not

Still got a job tho.

 

[jim🅱️o]

Still got a job tho.

remote maybe?

 

[Joseph]

>he has an entire folder dedicated to me judging by his filenames
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I have a folder full of everyone's screenshotted fails

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I have a folder full of everyone's screenshotted fails

I bet you have not shit on me not on me not on me ecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyvecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyvecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasyecstasy

 

[jim🅱️o]

ecstasy