What would you do in shroom heaven?

[Onzikin]

Let's say, we die. We go to an afterlife where everyone who used the schlog and shroom (and deserves to go to heaven) ends up to. We get to meet eachother personally and browse the forum for all eternity. What would be the first thing you do?

 

[sodack]

Let's say, we die. We go to an afterlife where everyone who used the schlog and shroom (and deserves to go to heaven) ends up to. We get to meet eachother personally and browse the forum for all eternity. What would be the first thing you do?

>it’s empty

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Spending an eternity with people from soyboy forums is hell.

 

[Keyed zaryan]

I would bait God until he sent me to hell as punishment.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Also why the fuck would we be browsing the forum in heaven instead of hanging out and flying through Eden or some shit?

 

[Thomsen]

I think you went to hell instead bro

 

[pig]

We will all be boiling in excrement

 

[Thomsen]

Either way

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

We will all be boiling in excrement

As long as I'm in my own pot far away from everyone else so I don't have to deal with them, then fuck it, sure.

 

[korg]

that's basically hell you're describing, up until that point all hope is lost and there's no turning back

 

[worldatwar]

i would be alone

 

[Twostripe]

>shroom heaven
>heaven
Yeah, right.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Shit myself and cry because everyone would realize I'm actually a fat black transsexual larping as someone with a decent life

 

[Dagonet]

Nothing

 

[I seen it on the Internet]

Being forced to use a soy site in the afterlife is divine punishment

 

[Apeson]

I beat musdummy to death so he goes to superhell.

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

piss and shit everywhere

 

[Onzikin]

Spending an eternity with people from soyboy forums is hell.

Wouldn't be so bad. At least there are a few women and the muslims aren't able to kill me anymore.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Also why the fuck would we be browsing the forum in heaven instead of hanging out and flying through Eden or some shit?

Cloud 9 Cell Service with a free provider, because it's Heaven.

Let's say, we die. We go to an afterlife where everyone who used the schlog and shroom (and deserves to go to heaven) ends up to. We get to meet eachother personally and browse the forum for all eternity. What would be the first thing you do?