Im bored should i join the military/CIA?

[StudioExcréments]

Im bored and i wanna skip waiting for the next college session. Should i just waste the next 4 years of my life? I dont really care abt getting yelled at by a drill sergeant or mopping rain kuz like im used to dealing with my dad having opiate withdrawal being pissed off and yelling because of tiny ridiculous meaningless bullshit (>cough kuz im sick
<URGH SHUT THE FUCK UP
<I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING WITH AN OLD DISCUSTING CHINESE MAN).
As for the CIA idk if i can join them kuz im Canadian but i feel i would do allright.

 

[Foggurt]

Join a 4chan femboy cult

 

[Twostripe]

Join a 4chan femboy cult

>4chan femboy cult
>CIA
same thing.

 

[Goot]

nah that's gay

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Join the Canadian Security Intelligence Service.

 

[Apeson]

Im bored and i wanna skip waiting for the next college session. Should i just waste the next 4 years of my life? I dont really care abt getting yelled at by a drill sergeant or mopping rain kuz like im used to dealing with my dad having opiate withdrawal being pissed off and yelling because of tiny ridiculous meaningless bullshit (>cough kuz im sick
<URGH SHUT THE FUCK UP
<I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING WITH AN OLD DISCUSTING CHINESE MAN).
As for the CIA idk if i can join them kuz im Canadian but i feel i would do allright.

don't join the canadian army because world war 3 is probably happening soon. Instead buy a ticket to some african shithole and join as a mercenary like in my heccin aryan kino congo videos or whatever.

 

[StudioExcréments]

Join the Canadian Security Intelligence Service.

I want to destabalize third world countries doe.

don't join the canadian army because world war 3 is probably happening soon. Instead buy a ticket to some african shithole and join as a mercenary like in my heccin aryan kino congo videos or whatever.

I think they mostly just hire ex militaries guys.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Please do it. I wish I enlisted after highschool. The discipline will be good for you. My only problem was not staying sober long enough to pass a drug test and also letting a succubus fuck my life up.

 

[Apeson]

I think they mostly just hire ex militaries guys.

true doebeit. The people in those videos are mostly ww2 veterans who couldn't fit into society after what they went through and went to the congo to die there. From both sides really, axis and allies.

 

[jim🅱️o]

Please do it. I wish I enlisted after highschool. The discipline will be good for you. My only problem was not staying sober long enough to pass a drug test and also letting a succubus fuck my life up.

Nice try, fed.

 

[Keyed zaryan]

I genuinely think I would have become a glowie if I was born in a country like america, russia or france that destabilizes other countries. Being a black propagandist and trolling people into hating their government and overthrowing it is my actual dream job.

 

[Thomsen]

Only people i don't like but not for illegal reasons should join military

 

[StudioExcréments]

Please do it. I wish I enlisted after highschool. The discipline will be good for you. My only problem was not staying sober long enough to pass a drug test and also letting a succubus fuck my life up.

Yeah im thinking the discipline would help. As for the drugs the only thing that would show up is weed and probably amphetamines doe i can just say that it's from my ADHD meds (i still have a prescription for ritalin doe i havent been taking it since rehab). Im thinking i should either enlist in the infantry or military intelligence.

 

[Goot]

Yeah im thinking the discipline would help. As for the drugs the only thing that would show up is weed and probably amphetamines doe i can just say that it's from my ADHD meds (i still have a prescription for ritalin doe i havent been taking it since rehab). Im thinking i should either enlist in the infantry or military intelligence.

If starship troopers taught me anything, going in the inteligence branch is the best way to not die

 

[Herpes Trout]

I genuinely think I would have become a glowie if I was born in a country like america, russia or france that destabilizes other countries. Being a black propagandist and trolling people into hating their government and overthrowing it is my actual dream job.

Only destabilizing France does is to itself.

 

[Keyed zaryan]

Only destabilizing France does is to itself.

They fuck with west africa pretty often too.

 

[Herpes Trout]

They fuck with west africa pretty often too.

Oh I forgot about that kek the Francosphere is actually so cucked I’m pretty sure Haiti is still paying reparations.

 

[StudioExcréments]

Only destabilizing France does is to itself.

noob im from Quebec not france

 

[Keyed zaryan]

Oh I forgot about that kek the Francosphere is actually so cucked I’m pretty sure Haiti is still paying reparations.

All former french colonies are poor as shit now lol.

 

[Goot]

noob im from Quebec not france

point changed how though?