NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

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I can somewhat dislocate my right shoulder

Same, I've been able to do it since I crashed my couch raft into a vegetable oil truck during a typhoon. How'd you do it?

 

[Dagonet]

Same, I've been able to do it since I crashed my couch raft into a vegetable oil truck during a typhoon. How'd you do it?

I can't exactly remember it but every time I do it in front of my mom, She wants it to stop immediately

 

[Thrembolone]

i have 300 horus in ultrakill
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Ultrakill is a great game idk why people call it real womanslop

 

[4tehlulz]

Ultrakill is a great game idk why people call it real womanslop

well it's an indie game released after 2014 that's why

 

[Klitty]

Ultrakill is a great game idk why people call it real womanslop

Probably because of the buttplug mod

 

[Charges officer?]

Ultrakill is a great game idk why people call it real womanslop

 

[Klitty]

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I like some of these things... is it over for me xisters?

 

[Charges officer?]

I like some of these things... is it over for me xisters?

Yes
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[4tehlulz]

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I will not get mad, I will not seethe, I will not cope...GET HALF LIFE OUT OF THERE

 

[Dagonet]

I like some of these things... is it over for me xisters?

Yup, Now live your new life of being a True, Honest, Valid woman

 

[sodack]

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ENA is not real womancore KYS

 

[Dagonet]

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>Window95
My uncle is a closeted real woman?

 

[worldatwar]

ENA is not real womancore KYS

ena is real womancore

 

[absolutely not dino]

Yes
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i like half of the things in this list

 

[Charges officer?]

ENA is not real womancore KYS

1. I don't know what that is
2. It's real womancore
3. Jojo is the real woment real womancore there ever was

>Window95
My uncle is a closeted real woman?

yes, sorry, it should have been linux instead of old windowses

 

[_account]

Yes
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I can't recognize a single one of those except for goldeneye (the movie)

 

[Charges officer?]

I can't recognize a single one of those except for goldeneye (the movie)

have a medal or something?

 

[4tehlulz]

 

[redactedaccount]

ENA is not real womancore KYS

Does ENA stand for Eating noobs Alive?

 

[_account]

Does ENA stand for Eating noobs Alive?

Address my imposter accusations, coward. Was that not your hand in the Mexican poster video?