NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[absolutely not dino]

Address my imposter accusations, coward. Was that not your hand in the Mexican poster video?

post the video

 

[_account]

post the video

 

[Joseph]

I've broken both of my hands (boxer's fracture on the pinky finger) raging at games on two separate occasions. ~3 years ago

 

[Dagonet]

I've broken both of my hands (boxer's fracture on the pinky finger) raging at games on two separate occasions.

That reminds me, How's the knee?

 

[Joseph]

That reminds me, How's the knee?

The new ligament is stable now, no more crutches, but it needs 5 more months of physical therapy to fully recover; I can't bend it more than 100 degrees

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I broke my first keyboard as a kid playing TF2. I picked up my keyboard after getting killed by a janny in jailbreak, slammed my head into it as hard as I could and it split clean in two.

 

[4tehlulz]

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isn't this the noob from Massachusetts

 

[Joseph]

I broke my first keyboard as a kid playing TF2. I picked up my keyboard after getting killed by a janny in jailbreak, slammed my head into it as hard as I could and it split clean in two.

I fucking hate jailbreak, I go there to grief ocasionally enough so I only get tempbanned

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I fucking hate jailbreak, I go there to grief ocasionally enough so I only get tempbanned

I got a slap on the wrist years ago for calling someone a noob and I never touched it again. I'm clueless on how I bared that gamemode for so long.

 

[redactedaccount]

Address my imposter accusations, coward. Was that not your hand in the Mexican poster video?

I don’t remember if I wore gloves or not

 

[Joseph]

Thankfully, because I've broken both of my hands, and after learning how to actually throw a punch - they've hardened due to training and the bone healing.

 

[Joseph]

I got a slap on the wrist years ago for calling someone a noob and I never touched it again. I'm clueless on how I bared that gamemode for so long.

I played it so I could make spergs rage by not doing their dummyed commands. Also, playing guard and prematurely starting the bar jump minigame so that everyone died was VERY fucking funny

 

[Joseph]

More trolling methods for jailbreak tf2:
>going guard heavy and waiting until everyone went into a cramped room (i.e the kitchen in the minecraft map) and killing them all
>going guard and activating all the traps (single use btw) on deathrun
>taking very long to follow the guardnoob's commands
>placing stickies but not detonating them (gets inmatenoobs and guardnoobs really mad)
>going warden and purpusefully doing ambiguous commands and opening and closing jail doors so that inmates die to collission, randomly activating friendly fire
>going guard and intentionally helping inmates jailbreak

 

[Joseph]

Oh and by the way, both times I broke my hands were because of tf2

 

[Klitty]

Oh and by the way, both times I broke my hands were because of tf2

How? DId you punch your wall?

 

[Joseph]

How? DId you punch your wall?

The first time, I forgot how broke it - but the second time, I remember exactly: I was throwing a flurry of punches to my bed pillow and one of them (right hand) landed on my bedframe, which is made of solid hardwood. You usually break your hand if you punch with your pinky or ring finger knuckles

 

[Joseph]

Ironically, I did that because my usual raging (desk slamming and yelling) was too loud. Ever since I broke my hand, I've been relatively level headed playing tf2

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

I broke my first keyboard as a kid playing TF2. I picked up my keyboard after getting killed by a janny in jailbreak, slammed my head into it as hard as I could and it split clean in two.

this is genuinely the most giga way to break a keyboard.

 

[Charges officer?]

 

[Joseph]

7-8 years ago, I also hammerfisted my first laptop due to tf2 rage so much that the hard drive (yes, back when ssds weren't a thing) broke.

And I also broke a monitor 4-5 years ago due to tf2 rage