WeirdAutistTCD
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- Sep 16, 2025
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>be me, nathaniel higgerson
>get deployed by the dummyed op of personal army thread #387374 to raid le 'cord again
>our goal this time is to hijack the 'p archive of cord devs and release it to the public, which is practically impossible
>my teammates are chud and cobson, one joining the raid due to being obsessed and the other joining to prove to op that this raid is impossible to do
>i joined due to being a nusoicaca who wants to larp as le scary hacker to impress myself so chud and cobson both geg at me
>we drive to cord hq
>chud and cobson break in and gun down a bunch of unsuspecting cordreal womans as i follow them
>as the room we entered has two exits, chud suggests cobson to go in one of them while we go in the other
>we end up in a hallway and kill the cordreal womans and jartycucks in it
>a discord mod riding a scooter as he cannot walk shows up
>he says "what are you bigots doing here or something"
>i try to shoot him while chud stops me, saying that making the first move will alert others
>the mod continues his real womenme-like monologue while we run past him as his scooter is slow as shit
>"get out or i will interfere, you freedom killing burgers or something"
>he presses a button and suddenly, lots of firearms sprout from his scooter and they immediately begin rapidly firing at us
>we flee the hallway while tons of cordnoobs flock to it, alerted
>chud pulls out a giant mirror to cover his face while running, which reflects the faces of incoming real womans that get shocked and die instantly from heart attacks
>with chud's protection, i shoot real womans coming from the opposite direction
>out of sheer luck, we manage to avoid the entire horde of cordnoobs and continue advancing through this place
>as we spot what seems to look like mymy roaming in the corridors, i see chud's eyes grow more and more obsessed, then he starts chasing xer uncontrollably trying to shoot xer to death
>mymy enters a room labeled "sharty kulture" and we enter it unaware of the label
To be continued...
>get deployed by the dummyed op of personal army thread #387374 to raid le 'cord again
>our goal this time is to hijack the 'p archive of cord devs and release it to the public, which is practically impossible
>my teammates are chud and cobson, one joining the raid due to being obsessed and the other joining to prove to op that this raid is impossible to do
>i joined due to being a nusoicaca who wants to larp as le scary hacker to impress myself so chud and cobson both geg at me
>we drive to cord hq
>chud and cobson break in and gun down a bunch of unsuspecting cordreal womans as i follow them
>as the room we entered has two exits, chud suggests cobson to go in one of them while we go in the other
>we end up in a hallway and kill the cordreal womans and jartycucks in it
>a discord mod riding a scooter as he cannot walk shows up
>he says "what are you bigots doing here or something"
>i try to shoot him while chud stops me, saying that making the first move will alert others
>the mod continues his real womenme-like monologue while we run past him as his scooter is slow as shit
>"get out or i will interfere, you freedom killing burgers or something"
>he presses a button and suddenly, lots of firearms sprout from his scooter and they immediately begin rapidly firing at us
>we flee the hallway while tons of cordnoobs flock to it, alerted
>chud pulls out a giant mirror to cover his face while running, which reflects the faces of incoming real womans that get shocked and die instantly from heart attacks
>with chud's protection, i shoot real womans coming from the opposite direction
>out of sheer luck, we manage to avoid the entire horde of cordnoobs and continue advancing through this place
>as we spot what seems to look like mymy roaming in the corridors, i see chud's eyes grow more and more obsessed, then he starts chasing xer uncontrollably trying to shoot xer to death
>mymy enters a room labeled "sharty kulture" and we enter it unaware of the label
To be continued...
