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Hi, I’m Leonard Maltin, and THIS, is the Movie Police.
(if this guy were bald he would look exactly like soyak kek)
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Starting with our video watch, is the movie “Gaynoobs from Outer Space”; Free on most video platforms due to its short length. Gaynoobs from Outer Space is a short science-fiction flick about extraterrestrial homosexual beings from the planet Anus resembling black men freeing the planet Earth from women and establishing a complete homosexual society.
Directed by Morten Lindberg under the pen name “Master Fatman”, it released in completely black and white except for some colored scenes in 1992 for Denmark’s home video scene.
The plot is similar to most other space movies, Aliens invade Earth with one goal in mind. In Gaynoobs from Outer Space, the goal is eliminate all females using rayguns.
Gaynoobs from Outer Space is a raunchy, blaxploitation parody of many Sci-Fi films. It’s familiar, trite, and incredibly inspired.
Also, it’s where that “noob ALARMMMMMMM!!” GIF comes from, I think, so make of that what you will.
(if this guy were bald he would look exactly like soyak kek)
blows whistle
Starting with our video watch, is the movie “Gaynoobs from Outer Space”; Free on most video platforms due to its short length. Gaynoobs from Outer Space is a short science-fiction flick about extraterrestrial homosexual beings from the planet Anus resembling black men freeing the planet Earth from women and establishing a complete homosexual society.
Directed by Morten Lindberg under the pen name “Master Fatman”, it released in completely black and white except for some colored scenes in 1992 for Denmark’s home video scene.
The plot is similar to most other space movies, Aliens invade Earth with one goal in mind. In Gaynoobs from Outer Space, the goal is eliminate all females using rayguns.
The Gaynoobs succeed, and before leaving back to their planet Anus, they leave behind a “Gay Ambassador” to teach the men behind at earth the ways of being homosexual.
Gaynoobs from Outer Space is a raunchy, blaxploitation parody of many Sci-Fi films. It’s familiar, trite, and incredibly inspired.
Also, it’s where that “noob ALARMMMMMMM!!” GIF comes from, I think, so make of that what you will.
