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[_73]

I dont really like zellig, I was just talking out of my ass the entire time I did my zellig fan larp, I do genuinely fuck with FPE though
I take back what I said

 

[Keyed zaryan]

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I dont really like zellig, I was just talking out of my ass the entire time I did my zellig fan larp, I do genuinely fuck with FPE though

Turkroach.

 

[_73]

Turkroach.

Errm, youre literally a fricking zartycuck boogieman dude, frick off, geez

 

[1876 o algo]

I do genuinely fuck with FPE though

How?

 

[_73]

How?
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Idk, I just like it

 

[pig]

jewish professor wants me to pay $5 for a scanreal woman next time i take a test, what's the best way to fuck with him that still gives him the money?
so far im considering:

• 500 pennies
• 500 indian rupee banknote bought from ebay
• counterfeit $5 foodstamp coupon

 

[1876 o algo]

jewish professor wants me to pay $5 for a scanreal woman next time i take a test, what's the best way to fuck with him that still gives him the money?
so far im considering:

• 500 pennies
• 500 indian rupee banknote bought from ebay
• counterfeit $5 foodstamp coupon

Rupees so you can sue for discrimination if he gets upset

 

[catjakker]

jewish professor wants me to pay $5 for a scanreal woman next time i take a test, what's the best way to fuck with him that still gives him the money?
so far im considering:

• 500 pennies
• 500 indian rupee banknote bought from ebay
• counterfeit $5 foodstamp coupon

500 pennies so that he gets Aushwitz pool PTSD

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

jewish professor wants me to pay $5 for a scanreal woman next time i take a test, what's the best way to fuck with him that still gives him the money?
so far im considering:

• 500 pennies
• 500 indian rupee banknote bought from ebay
• counterfeit $5 foodstamp coupon

Give him a check for a fiver so he has to go cash it in.

 

[1876 o algo]

My uncle's brother was an elected official in my state (cocksucker only gave me $50 for my graduation btw, my poor family did better)

 

[Keyed zaryan]

My uncle's brother was an elected official in my state (cocksucker only gave me $50 for my graduation btw, my poor family did better)

Was he corrupt?

 

[1876 o algo]

Give him a check for a fiver so he has to go cash it in.

This is actually the best bet, because he'll probably just pay the fee out of pocket and never bother cashing it in.

 

[1876 o algo]

Was he corrupt?

I have no clue. I didn't even know he was a politician until I saw him in some booklet I got in my 8th grade government class.
Edit: google says he was pretty outspoken against corruption, and last time I saw him we were both wearing the same cheap amazon vest to a wedding, so he probably wasnt.

 

[Keyed zaryan]

I have no clue. I didn't even know he was a politician until I saw him in some booklet I got in my 8th grade government class.

Would have been keyed if he took advantage of the system to make your family rich.

 

[1876 o algo]

Would have been keyed if he took advantage of the system to make your family rich.

At least he was a Recucklican, I guess

 

[Thomsen]

When i woke up today i tried to check my phone and there was like 5 tapeworms on the screen.

 

[shekel]

When i woke up today i tried to check my phone and there was like 5 tapeworms on the screen.

i used to eat tapeworms that came out of my ass

 

[luck45]

I can talk with my mouth

 

[Goot]

I bought BBQ sauce

 

[Namefag]

I jerk off with BBQ sauce