What's your favorite memory

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

good ol' november juliet

>I'm not the first person to compare and use black Coffee and noobs.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT WAS MY HYPOTHETICAL, MY IDEA. MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thomsen]

2019

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

noob is a vampire

I actually have deformed dentition that makes me look like one lol.

 

[4tehlulz]

>I'm not the first person to compare and use black Coffee and noobs.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT WAS MY HYPOTHETICAL, MY IDEA. MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!
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I love noob juice

 

[4tehlulz]

I actually have deformed dentition that makes me look like one lol.

british

 

[4tehlulz]

 

[Hamass_2]

the time i sling my penis around and i accidently got a paper cut on the tip of my penis

 

[GQQT]

the time i sling my penis around and i accidently got a paper cut on the tip of my penis

how the fuck are you even supposed to react to this shit?

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

the time i sling my penis around and i accidently got a paper cut on the tip of my penis

So this actually happened???

 

[Hamass_2]

how the fuck are you even supposed to react to this shit?

What

So this actually happened???
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A Polish pedo noob from /pol/ made that btw

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

What

A Polish pedo noob from /pol/ made that btw

A chechenlarp pedo noob from homercord seethed at this btw.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

the time i sling my penis around and i accidently got a paper cut on the tip of my penis

 

[pig]

1. petting pot belly pig at petting zoo
2. getting a nokia phone delivered on the last day of 10th grade
3. getting a diancie from some noob on google plus on pokemon omega ruby
4. eating fat ass steak on high school graduation

 

[Dagonet]

I don't remember

 

[Sylwia]

 

[Twostripe]

Winning a fingerboard competition in kindergarten and getting a huge lego set as a prize. I legit felt like a king for the next whole week.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

the first time I got to help my mom put out presents and hide eggs for easter. I had so much fun, and then my little brother ended up waking me up at 2am, and I went to bed at midnight. I was really pissed at first, but I remember being so at peace just playing with our toys while half asleep as the sun came up.

There's probably more, but I'd have to really think.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

the first time I got to help my mom put out presents and hide eggs for easter. I had so much fun, and then my little brother ended up waking me up at 2am, and I went to bed at midnight. I was really pissed at first, but I remember being so at peace just playing with our toys while half asleep as the sun came up.

There's probably more, but I'd have to really think.

Oh, I used to be terrified of there not being an afterlife when I was 7, just thinking about losing my life and every memory of it.
I usually tried to hide it, because I felt so bad admitting that I had doubts in heaven to my mom, but one night I just couldn't stop crying.
She brought me to her room and read from the bible, which was the only time she did that for me in my life.
I can't really remember, but I think it was the "God so loved the world" verse.
She told me how God loved his son, and even if he had to die on earth, God would never have let him if it meant he'd just stop existing and never come home to him. Then she told me he loved me just the same, and that he wants me to come home just as much as his own son. It was the only thing that ever helped.

I've been thinking about that a lot lately, and it makes me hate myself a bit for the way my life ended up going later on. Both because she had to watch me fall away, and because I really do think that God exists and had to watch me suffer at my own hand for no good reason at all, constantly wishing I'd be as close to him as I used to.

 

[shekel]

When I got a pet noob for my 16th birthday.
We later named it @jim🅱️o

 

[Idkchud]

The Great Cuckset. I WILL NOSTALGIAcaca ABOUT IT FOR YEARS TO COME.