>No, i'm not joking, I've developed a fetish towards soijaks. I'm not sure why but its likely to do with the fact its an effeminate male, note that I'm an otherwise completely heterosexual male yet i can't help but get off to these wojak edits, It's likely to do with the idea that they're submissive/effeminate males, I can get off to them all but my personal favorite is the gapejak which is picrel since it looks the most feminine and plapjak-tier.
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Corn dog flips, the pretzel bends

shekel

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Corn dog flips, the pretzel bends,
Soda fountains make new friends,
Milkshake swirls in frosty glass,
Ice cream dances sass-to-sass.

Nacho cheese goes drip-drip-drip,
Pickle does a little hip dip-hip,
Tater tots form a conga line,
Everyone is feeling fineeee.

But there’s one treat we don’t know…
The voice is smooth, but oh so low…

What does the milkshake say?
Slurp-slurp-swirly-sweet-sweet-sip!
Froth-froth-chill-chill-whippy-whip!
Ding-ding straw ring! milkshake sing!
What does the milkshake say?!

Glug-glug-swig-swig-frosty-chill!
Spoon-clink-spoon-clink-overfill!
Whirr-whirr blender purr!
What does the milkshake say?!

Straws unite, lids take flight,
Cherry lands like SPOTLIGHT BRIGHT,
Sundaes cheer and shout, “Hooray!”
Ice cream melts but that’s okay!

The drive-thru hums, the speakers crack,
Someone orders one more snack...

So tell me one more time
We really need to know…

What does the milkshake say?
Slurrrrrrrrrp.
Sip.
Ahhhhhhhhh.
 
Rape women for existing.
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