What's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Beat Sonic the Hedgehog 3 standalone during a computer lab period early last year. Everyone else was too buried in work I had greased through in it's entirety a month prior so time was plentiful.

at 25 years old

Did you ever see Jesus Christ in-person?

 

[Black Watch]

Being born.

 

[jim🅱️o]

Using a fucking forum for soyjaks at 25 years old

How were the dinosaurs unc

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Can we get these uncs into a coffin?

 

[Goot]

6 people with crushes on me in high school, 0 realization or mental fortitude to capitalize on it.

>mental fortitude
FellowFortGOD

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

buying 2 thinkpads

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

buying 2 thinkpads

>not stealing them from your workplace
You're doing it wrong

 

[Soyspotter]

Using a fucking forum for soyjaks at 25 years old

you're 25??? bro i thought you were like 17

 

[worldatwar]

buying 2 thinkpads

buy two surface pros instead

 

[1876 o algo]

6 people with crushes on me in high school, 0 realization or mental fortitude to capitalize on it.

2/3 girls I've dated were just girls that pressured me into saying yes.
The other one was so autistic that we probably hadn't even spoken 40 words to eachother the whole time we dated.

you're 25??? bro i thought you were like 17
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Nah just dummyed. I have been pretty open about being an unc btw

 

[Apeson]

2/3 girls I've dated were just girls that pressured me into saying yes.

A girl tried to pressure me into fucking at my highschool graduation party, but it was at a friend's house and as such i didn't do it out of respect for his bedsheets. I managed to defend my chudcel status from an evil whore like Claus intended.

 

[1876 o algo]

A girl tried to pressure me into fucking at my highschool graduation party, but it was at a friend's house and as such i didn't do it out of respect for his bedsheets. I managed defended my chudcel status from an evil whore like Claus intended.

This schizo bitch I dated kept trying to get me leave a ladder outside my window. She finally threatened to kill herself and then I did nothing so she left me. Problem solved.

 

[Apeson]

This schizo bitch I dated kept trying to get me leave a ladder outside my window. She finally threatened to kill herself and then I did nothing so she left me. Problem solved.

Some women are crazy.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Some women are crazy.

Guiltyyyyy!!!!!!!

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

<I think it would be nice if we… Yknow…
>What have sex?
>Please bitch your fertile white chassis is made to please BIG BLACK COCK not my timmycel shimpdick.

 

[worldatwar]

A girl tried to pressure me into fucking at my highschool graduation party, but it was at a friend's house and as such i didn't do it out of respect for his bedsheets. I managed defended my chudcel status from an evil whore like Claus intended.

speaking of which, some noobfoid gave head to a noob on a staircase (with the only working camera on it btw) and both got sent to alc keeek.

 

[Nikizno]

A girl tried to pressure me into fucking at my highschool graduation party, but it was at a friend's house and as such i didn't do it out of respect for his bedsheets.

You could have brought your own bedsheets for the chance you might've fucked.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

You could have brought your own bedsheets for the chance you might've fucked.

I see the expert has decided to bestow his extensive wisdom upon us virgin freaks.

 

[Nikizno]

I see the expert has decided to bestow his extensive wisdom upon us virgin freaks.

I was born to be a chad but forced to be an autist.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

I was born to be a chad but forced to be an autist.

You were born brown darling