Acutally serious: what would you do if you owned the sharty

[_73]

Rangeban Poland
Rangeban Russia
Rangeban Brazil
Rangeban Armenia
Rangeban Ukraine
Rangeban the Netherlands
Rangeban Columbia
Rangeban California

 

[aiabooysen]

I would ban 9a0c, I would ban mods from doing shitty events unless they relate to ongoing non-forced events. Ban MLP and other such stuff. Ban vlodson, and any giga forced jaks. Promote operations like NNN. Work with the 'ki and 'ru on integrating them (ie: allow you to pluck any jak on the 'ru, and allow you to find context for things on the 'ki) remove webGL datamining. Move maybe to AWS combined with our normal servers. Allow the shroom to join the soysphere. Allow the community to pay for superbumps on the site. (It allows you to pin a post for 1 dollar per second.) Allow looking at gempass but not post in it. Leak the IP of all 'cord and 'gram forcers. Rangeban Russia (they allow 'p in there country).

 

[worldatwar]

i would ban @aiabooysen

 

[Nikizno]

I would ban anyone who isn't a woman and create crystaljak.pafe

 

[Thomsen]

sell it but leave an access door in the code so you can steal the website back and then re-sell it again

 

[supernigga]

Off the top of my head I've spent way too many autistic man hours listing off in my head shit i'd do if I were admin
I'd try to probally bring back the 5 board plan
UNrulecuck it by removing a load of the newer rules, many of them are useless. (I'll list if it's wanted)
I'd probably get rid of the irc ngl, it's fucking useless other than a hug box for real woman jannies and /gem/caca, EMAIL FUCKING VVON
Speaking of I'd also delete /gem/
I'd probably lay off a good chunk of the jannies and most of quotecord
>TFW mediators are actually gonna be getting janny
I'd want my jannies to not be completely dummyed goyim pigs and do things on their own accord
I'd probably try to make doll an admin as well but that's because I'm an obsessed fan boy cacaot
I'd want to be a lot more punishing on cord real women
And overall I'd try to make the site as fun as possible for it's users
I'm also trans, my favorite colors are black and red, I'm a demon kitty, I'm areoace and gay oohlala

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Make it 18+ to stop underage namecaca and leakage (/soy/ would be preserved 16+) and start merging boards, 9 board plan /soy/ /qa/ /pol/ /q/ /news/ /craft/ /ss/ /raid/ /floyd/, all raids/doxes moved to /raid/, /qa/ is the main board, give up on old domain rebrand to “soyjak.st - Home of The Soyjak Party”.

 

[aiabooysen]

As the saying goes, it's better to have 10 high quality posts than 10000 bbc fpe transcoded terrible mouse fat fetish jimbogemmies.

Geg

 

[xxx]

Probably hire actual staff, wipe /qa/, bring back /nate/ but make it unable to post inside of, instead brimmy posts get put there
partial ban on porn
and probably readd a bunch of boards like /giga/ (giga5 is a dnb), /bp/ but only for the british petroleum posting and
probably add ads to the site, and open up voluentary donations
also probably merge discorddrama.irrelevanty and soywiki

>wiping a good board
I take back my vouch for you

 

[Apeson]

bring back the anti-spam rule quote removed and get jannies to sweep up all bait spam on /soy/ and dump it on /gem/

 

[aiabooysen]

>wiping a good board
I take back my vouch for you

Remove /discorddrama.board/?

 

[_73]

>wiping a good board
I take back my vouch for you

Hi meursault

 

[supersage]

>wiping a good board
I take back my vouch for you

>the board thats 80% attempted f'pe cattywipes, 15% straight up porn (cough cough sprunkifan and 5% NAS brim is le heccin good

 

[aiabooysen]

bring back the anti-spam rule quote removed and get jannies to sweep up all bait spam on /soy/ and dump it on /gem/

do this

 

[supernigga]

>wiping a good board
I take back my vouch for you

Saar do not redeem the soyteen kicker saaaaaaaaaaar

 

[pig]

Leak all gempass user emails and IPs.

 

[aiabooysen]

Leak all gempass user emails and IPs.

Do this

 

[FloydTech]

ban everything and everyone i dont like and rangemod peru

 

[Apeson]

ban everything and everyone i dont like and rangemod peru

>rangemod peru

 

[Keyed zaryan]

Ban demoralization.
Ban everything except 'jaks, gigas and zellig from /soy/.
Ban low effort spam.
Ban anyone who tries to force flavour of the month slop.
Remove the name field from all boards.
Remove the gempass system.

I genuinely think the sharty would be better off without 80% of the current userbase.