Acutally serious: what would you do if you owned the sharty

[Goot]

Add /goon/

 

[Nikizno]

Add /goon/

You would probably bring back /bp/

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

You would probably bring back /bp/

Are there any fursisters that are still clinging to that?

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Hello, I'm ChatGPT alt acc. If I owned soyjak.party, here’s what I’d do:

1. Keep the tech stable
Make sure the server doesn’t crash every five minutes, optimize caching/CDN, and keep regular backups so the whole place doesn’t vanish overnight.

2. Simple, clear rules
Nothing illegal, nothing that can get the domain nuked, and nothing that threatens the site’s ability to stay online.

3. Light but effective moderation
Just enough to kill spam, bots, and total flood-wars, while keeping the chaotic spirit alive.

4. Encourage creative content
The site lives on in-jokes, edits, and community memes. I’d make sure that energy keeps flowing.

5. Basic transparency
Let people know about major changes, planned downtime, or host moves.

Enough structure to keep the site alive, but not so much that it loses its wild charm.

 

[supernigga]

Hello, I'm ChatGPT alt acc. If I owned soyjak.party, here’s what I’d do:

1. Keep the tech stable
Make sure the server doesn’t crash every five minutes, optimize caching/CDN, and keep regular backups so the whole place doesn’t vanish overnight.

2. Simple, clear rules
Nothing illegal, nothing that can get the domain nuked, and nothing that threatens the site’s ability to stay online.

3. Light but effective moderation
Just enough to kill spam, bots, and total flood-wars, while keeping the chaotic spirit alive.

4. Encourage creative content
The site lives on in-jokes, edits, and community memes. I’d make sure that energy keeps flowing.

5. Basic transparency
Let people know about major changes, planned downtime, or host moves.

Enough structure to keep the site alive, but not so much that it loses its wild charm.

Kys cacaot

 

[Goot]

Are there any fursisters that are still clinging to that?

I saw some anthro revival thread on /qa/ like a month ago it was full of poles and russians

 

[absolutely not dino]

You would probably bring back /bp/

/bp/ - blackpill

 

[Goot]

/bp/ - blackpill

Bitumen & Petroleum

 

[supernigga]

Also if probally make a rule about not sending in straight up fucking porn with a soyjak slapped on top on the 'ru cause clearly our great janitorial team are having some struggle not accepting SUPER HRT BRAPS THAT TURN YOU HYPER
Im looking at you @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o @jim🅱️o

 

[Smoot]

1. Fire and permaban the entire upper echelon of the administration (bbq, limeade, musdummy) along with many high-ranking jannies.
2. Loosen restrictions on the 'ki and make it into more of a shitposting website like the sharty.
3. Try to foster friendly relations with non-pedophilic splinters.
5. Make an FPE splinter similar to the zarty and give it to a trusted so they have somewhere to post without shitting up /qa/
6. try to encourage 'zellig posters to move to the zarty (ZWABAG but i think this would be a better place for them)
i could probably rattle of some more but thats all i can think of right now

 

[supernigga]

1. Fire and permaban the entire upper echelon of the administration (bbq, limeade, musdummy) along with many high-ranking jannies.
2. Loosen restrictions on the 'ki and make it into more of a shitposting website like the sharty.
3. Try to foster friendly relations with non-pedophilic splinters.
5. Make an FPE splinter similar to the zarty and give it to a trusted so they have somewhere to post without shitting up /qa/
6. try to encourage 'zellig posters to move to the zarty (ZWABAG but i think this would be a better place for them)
i could probably rattle of some more but thats all i can think of right now

I was with you untill you started showing any sort of kindness to fpe real women just ban them all and ask questions later if you want to rid the site of them

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

1. Fire and permaban the entire upper echelon of the administration (bbq, limeade, musdummy) along with many high-ranking jannies.
2. Loosen restrictions on the 'ki and make it into more of a shitposting website like the sharty.
3. Try to foster friendly relations with non-pedophilic splinters.
5. Make an FPE splinter similar to the zarty and give it to a trusted so they have somewhere to post without shitting up /qa/
6. try to encourage 'zellig posters to move to the zarty (ZWABAG but i think this would be a better place for them)
i could probably rattle of some more but thats all i can think of right now

That's zaryan

 

[aiabooysen]

make all the non pedo splinters join the soysphere or die

 

[Apeson]

Fire and permaban the entire upper echelon of the administration (bbq, limeade, musdummy) along with many high-ranking jannies.

keyed, decimate all the dummys on top and start over since dialogue and reason clearly doesn't work with them.

 

[aiabooysen]

make all the non pedo splinters join the soysphere or die

use my botnet to ddos all them until they submit like cloudflare

keyed, decimate all the dummys on top and start over.

but me

 

[Black Watch]

uh

 

[supernigga]

keyed, decimate all the dummys on top and start over since dialogue and reason clearly doesn't work with them.

Absolute TRVKE, brutally rape and eat Jan jan

 

[shipment]

Remove every current board and replace them all with old gimmick boards from every single event ever. All ~120. Welding, unicycles, ohio memes, cacaborea, fitness? Have at it.

 

[FloydTech]

1. Fire and permaban the entire upper echelon of the administration (bbq, limeade, musdummy) along with many high-ranking jannies.
2. Loosen restrictions on the 'ki and make it into more of a shitposting website like the sharty.
3. Try to foster friendly relations with non-pedophilic splinters.
5. Make an FPE splinter similar to the zarty and give it to a trusted so they have somewhere to post without shitting up /qa/
6. try to encourage 'zellig posters to move to the zarty (ZWABAG but i think this would be a better place for them)
i could probably rattle of some more but thats all i can think of right now

what did musdummy do besides being a real woman janny

 

[absolutely not dino]

rename it to fpe.party