NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[shipment]

When I was five I mashed a slice of toast into my Nintendo Wii whilst playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 thinking it would unlock an extra level based on breakfast foodstuff.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

When I was five I mashed a slice of toast into my Nintendo Wii whilst playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 thinking it would unlock an extra level based on breakfast foodstuff.

I put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my VCR because i liked pb&j and wanted to "watch it" as a movie

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I've taken datura, just not enough to go completely schizophrenic (unfortunately)

 

[pig]

I fucking hate Walmart with all my heart. Doesn't matter which specific one it is, they're all perfectly Hell on Earth. I hate the fluorescent lights, the shitty concrete walls, the aisles full of garbage and packed so close together that 2 carts don't fit, everything. And the people are fucking disgusting most of the time, the wagie employees are always on their phones and standing around doing nothing. If you gave me $1,000 in cash and told me I could buy anything from there, I'd give it back to you because 1. they don't take cash at self checkout and 2. it's not worth it. I hate going in there when I'm in a good mood because it's gone within 2 minutes of walking in.

My goal in life is to be wealthy enough so that I don't have to go there ever again. Fuck that place.

Oh and I stole a tube of Mentos there a week ago. On accident, but still.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

i've been caged up for over a month and a half because i lost the keys but lowkey i don't mind it anymore

whaa? caged up? are you like a doggie?

 

[grimmki]

i can not write for shit fuck my stupid brain o algo.

 

[Herpes Trout]

I would kill myself if I were a cripple.
I would kill myself if I had aphantasia.
I would kill myself if I had bad memory/low cognitive skills.

Being a brainless vegetable who can only destroy and not create or achieve has always been one of my worst fears.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I want to say something but I genuinely can’t think of anything rn.

 

[StudioExcréments]

I've taken datura, just not enough to go completely schizophrenic (unfortunately)

i would try just to complete my list of drugs taken

 

[Enzo]

I was a big 'zellig fan back in 2023 and was one of the main pro-zellig posters in the third soyvil war. I stopped caring about the show after Massa announced that it was cancelled.

 

[Viber]

noobs

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

i would try just to complete my list of drugs taken

It was kind of cool. I took doses of 10 to 40 seeds before bed. It gave me crazy dreams.
As tempted as I was, I didn't want to go completely delusional, so I avoided the "trip into hell for 12+ hours" dose.

 

[worldatwar]

I was a big 'zellig fan back in 2023 and was one of the main pro-zellig posters in the third soyvil war. I stopped caring about the show after Massa announced that it was cancelled.

NEGAN WON

 

[StudioExcréments]

It was kind of cool. I took doses of 10 to 40 seeds before bed. It gave me crazy dreams.
As tempted as I was, I didn't want to go completely delusional, so I avoided the "trip into hell for 12+ hours" dose.

Yeah delirium is'nt very fun but it is quite cool

 

[pig]

I used to read the Bible for fun in second grade. Then some kid laughed at me for it and I never did it again. I really liked the story where God rains sulfur on a bunch of cacaots.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I used to read the Bible for fun in second grade. Then some kid laughed at me for it and I never did it again. I really liked the story where God rains sulfur on a bunch of cacaots.

You should start reading it again

 

[Goot]

I used to read the Bible for fun in second grade. Then some kid laughed at me for it and I never did it again. I really liked the story where God rains sulfur on a bunch of cacaots.

The city so terrible they named butt"sex" after it

 

[pig]

You should start reading it again

I think i might. When i was a kid i liked going to grown-up church since it was /calm/ to listen to stories. In the kids church they just let us play games and stupid shit. Also didnt help i later attended some shitty non-denominational megachurch, basically an Apple Store in terms of atmosphere

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I used to read the Bible for fun in second grade. Then some kid laughed at me for it and I never did it again. I really liked the story where God rains sulfur on a bunch of cacaots.

You should watch the sodom and Gomorrah episode of "The Bible.
One of the angels is black, but it shows actual real womans in sodom which is funny

 

[shekel]

When I was younger I farted on my neighbor's dog after he called me a dummy