>NAH DIS BITCH JS CALL ME A FAKE ASS noob
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What is your ideal gf?

A girlfriend program that spits out random things I want it to say (based on a random number generator). Like how Terry Davis would talk to God, although his method was a lot more robust. I'd want the program to run on a PowerPC 970-based server of some kind, in a climate controlled vault with an LTE modem for outside communication. Maybe if I took enough drugs it would start to learn and evolve like John Henry Eden did.
 
no its not. the only thing u should be worrying about if shes gonna shoot up her school killing 1 person and injuring 6 gorillion because xhe cant aim for shit and never shot a gun before
I really cannot understand why they don't just use shotguns. Sure the impact will be hard on their brittle bones but even Randy Stair of all people managed to rack up a fair few kills with one before killing himself. That noob was severely underweight and had the muscle mass of an emasculated 'jeet, so surely it can't be that hard to use a shotgun, right?
 
I really cannot understand why they don't just use shotguns. Sure the impact will be hard on their brittle bones but even Randy Stair of all people managed to rack up a fair few kills with one before killing himself. That noob was severely underweight and had the muscle mass of an emasculated 'jeet, so surely it can't be that hard to use a shotgun, right?
Unless you're using a KSG or one of the box magazine Mossbergs they're not exactly easy to reload while under pressure. With a typical pump-action you have to slide the shells in one-by-one. I'd imagine the average shooter clittycel would be shaking like a leaf during the process, and it presents a valuable opportunity for someone to jump them.

Harris and Klebold both used 12 gauge shotguns (pump-action and a double-barrel, respectively) but they also had 9mm secondary weapons. Although I think both of the 9mms jammed multiple times during the massacre, and Klebold actually dropped a nearly-full 50rd stick mag for his TEC since it wouldn't feed.
 
I really cannot understand why they don't just use shotguns. Sure the impact will be hard on their brittle bones but even Randy Stair of all people managed to rack up a fair few kills with one before killing himself. That noob was severely underweight and had the muscle mass of an emasculated 'jeet, so surely it can't be that hard to use a shotgun, right?
most mass shooters end up killiing like 1 person but injuring like 30 people because they're dummyed to actually kill someone.
I get ur point. Shotguns kill easily at close range when ur vicitm is close to you. but however they have high recoil so its hard to shoot without a stock but its easily concealable without a stock. Vladislav was also a stinky twink but still got better kills than the randy stare guy who goons to the cartoon character from that one show i forgot
 
Now that you mention it, Randy was using a Mossberg 500. What's so special about them anyways?
They're not really special at all. Only noteworthy because they're the "working man's shotgun". It's pretty hard to fuck up a pump-action in terms of mechanical stuff I think.
I believe only the 590 (higher end version, with more metal parts and configurations) is available with a detachable box magazine as an option, that one's called the 590M.

Ithacas are cooler.
 
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