In Loving Memory of Jimbo

[Joseph]

nooooooo where did xe go???

to Hell, got rvped by Rick May upon entry

 

[Consul]

Jimbo so FAT...

That's all I've got to say

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Jimbo so FAT...

That's all I've got to say

XE ATE JUPITER

 

[Consul]

XE ATE JUPITER

OYYYYYYY I JUST NOTICED. NOW WE ONLY HAVE SEVEN PLANETS...

Wait, why does Jimbo have a massive ring around him?

 

[Joseph]

XE ATE JUPITER

Is that why she's so gassy?

 

[_account]

Jimbo so FAT... Xe is a Boltzmann body instead of a Boltzmann brain.

 

[Goot]

Jimbo so fat he played as the black hole in Interstellar (2014)

 

[_account]

Jimbo so FAT... His weight is a number so high that mathematicians don't even think it EXISTS.

 

[Goot]

Jimbo so fat he's defined as a universal constant

 

[_account]

Jimbo so fat he's defined as a universal constant

 

[Apeson]

Jimbo is so fat that if he stood between alaska and siberia he could recreate the bering strait land bridge.

Jimbo is so fat that his gravitational pull is the reason why we stopped going to the moon.

 

[Foggurt]

Jimbo so fat he could fill Boötes Void

 

[Apeson]

Jimbo is so fat that if he took a dive in the mariana trench he would take 0.5 seconds to touch the bottom and still have 79% of his body outside the water.

 

[Foggurt]

Jimbo so fat that he created the caspian sea with all the grease from his disgusting slopfood diet.

 

[Apeson]

Jimbo is so fat that if he dived into the great lakes the water would spread and splash so far that the sahara would turn green.

 

[_account]

Jimbo so FAT... Xe has a rocky core.

 

[Foggurt]

Jimbo is so fat, he IS the rocky core for a brap gas giant.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

13m

 

[_account]

Jimbo so FAT... he separated his parents at birth and they haven't seen each other since.

 

[Foggurt]

Jimbo so fat, even Los Pollos bows before him.