Which shroom users would you invite to the birth of your first born?

[Joseph]

You guys are already invited to my wedding to begin with.

Cool, I'm gonna get drunk and vomit all over your bride’s dress

 

[Black Watch]

Cool, I'm gonna get drunk and vomit all over your bride’s dress

now imagine a giga saying this.

 

[Joseph]

now imagine a giga saying this.

But I am saying it

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

but if you dont invite me your firstborn won't get to see their father...

 

[Joseph]

but if you dont invite me your firstborn won't get to see their father...

t. aceggot

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

t. aceggot

I donated my sperm to a sperm bank then your wife swapped out yours for mine because she could just TELL i had that bibisi

 

[_account]

I donated my sperm to a sperm bank then your wife swapped out yours for mine because she could just TELL i had that bibisi

Even scissoring is more likely to cause conception than you.

 

[Nikizno]

Even scissoring is more likely to cause conception than you.

Reminds me of a funny story. I saw some news recently of a brazillian woman who used her boss soap while showering at the company and got pregnant from it.

 

[Namefag]

noob youre a snowman why are you even in this bread
you have no cock, no balls
its just snow
even if you did have cock and balls you'd just spray out water slush

Meanwhile a Jolteon somewhere is giving birth to snowbabies not knowing who the father is...