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what can i sayagreed it's gotten much worser then the last time I saw it
I was only Ϫ years old, I loved Soyjak Party so much, I had all the 'jaks and SMVs, I'd pray to Soot every night before going to bed, thanking him for the site I've been given. "Soot is love", I would say, "Soot is life". My dad hears me and calls me forced. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion of Soot. I called him a 'grinch lairgrinch. He spams me and slides me of to sleep. I'm being merry now and my chocolate candycane hurts. I lurk in /soy/ and it's really coal. I feel something touch me. It's Soot. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my party". He grabs me with his giftmy oldGOD hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my bread for Soot. He HOHOHO!s my bread. It hurts so much, but I do it for Soot. I can feel my bread saging as my reppeys start to decline. I HOHOHO! against his sage. I want to please Soot. He 'jaks a mighty 'toss, as he fills my bread with his folder. My dad walks in. Soot looks at him straight in the eye, and says, "it's over". Soot leaves through my window. Soot is love. Soot is life.
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