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[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

When I was thirteen my father told me a story about a mate of his who commit suicide. I wasn't told the exact details but his mate had a falling out with his girlfriend one night, so when he drove home from where they broke up he decided to hit a hard turn as to drive right off the local dock and into the waters below. When his car was recovered the entire interior roof was found covered in scratch marks where he had frantically tried to get out of the vehicle once it began to sink.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

one of my old friends from kindergarten had a child this year at fucking 17 (xe's only older than me by a few months)

 

[_account]

No

 

[worldatwar]

when i was a kid, some guy two years older than me showed me his twр..

he smelled like piss too.

last i heard of him, my brother said he turned into a full-on nazi.

 

[_account]

when i was a kid, some guy two years older than me showed me his twр..

he smelled like piss too.

last i heard of him, my brother said he turned into a full-on nazi.

California, not even once.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

when i was a kid, some guy two years older than me showed me his twр..

he smelled like piss too.

last i heard of him, my brother said he turned into a full-on nazi.

>flashing my dick will own de chews $14.99

 

[worldatwar]

>flashing my dick will own de chews $14.99
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iirc he also climbed up a tree and did his business there..

 

[Sloppyjakky]

iirc he also climbed up a tree and did his business there..

noob fucked a tree
no wonder why the nazis failed to get rid of us kek

 

[worldatwar]

noob fucked a tree
no wonder why the nazis failed to get rid of us Hohoho!
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i meant as in removing bodily waste. this was when i was in elementary..

 

[_account]

iirc he also climbed up a tree and did his business there..

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i meant as in removing bodily waste. this was when i was in elementary..

noob shat in a tree

JIMBO TYPE SHIT.

 

[pig]

I don't think I'll ever father children, but if my wife had twin boys I think it'd be cool to name them Nelson and Rodney. Like, the battleships. That's really autistic I know but the names seem normal.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

I don't think I'll ever father children, but if my wife had twin boys I think it'd be cool to name them Nelson and Rodney. Like, the battleships. That's really autistic I know but the names seem normal.

There is absolutely nothing autistic about the names Nelson and Rodney, stop lessening the depth of humanity by attributing personality or interest in history of whatever to some mental illness.

 

[_account]

There is absolutely nothing autistic about the names Nelson and Rodney, stop lessening the depth of humanity by attributing personality or interest in history of whatever to some mental illness.

FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT!!!

 

[Idkchud]

I brapped one time

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I am at school rn

 

[Dagonet]

I got a class photo and it was just me and 9 other noobs in there

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I got a class photo and it was just 9 noobs in there

Marge

 

[Dagonet]

Marge

The majority of the class ain't able to come for the class photo

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

The majority of the class ain't able to come for the class photo

Lazy ass noobs