North Pole ２０２５ LOLCOW AWARDS

[Joseph]

It's time for the first annual shroom lolcow awards, where we vote for the user that got milked for the most keks. Go ahead and vote on the poll for who you think won.

Honourable mentions:

1. Garf, who didn't make the list because he isn't as active outside of shoutbox, and only one person managed to mindbreak him enough
2. MoonMetropolis, who's kek milking got caught short because he got banned off of literally everywhere
3. ToonSoy, the mutt mongrel creatura who needed 'ny a lot but followed his leader Glowberg.
4. Sneedson, who really was kind of just a failtroll more than anything. His face reveal was the only noteworthy leakage.
5. Basil, who's life got cut short by a dice roll

 

[korg]

that's a pretty hard choice

make the results visible you sissy

 

[Dagonet]

I gotta give it to Goot. He never left and he was good for the PPD

 

[Joseph]

I'm also gonna give 2 choices now, if there's a tie I'll make a finalist poll

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I gotta give it to Goot. He never left and he was good for the PPD

she will always be our valid furpedo xister

 

[korg]

cuckjeet wasn't boring like goot

 

[_73]

I miss prime cuckjeet and may jimbo so much you dont understand

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

I should've been more annoying ...

 

[worldatwar]

koot literally got namedoxxed for being such a dummy and cuckjeet was very entertaining imo

i would have put jimbo, but xe is past xyr prime.

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

GOTTA GO FO MY 2 OPPS N SHIEET

 

[LesothoSoldier1488]

>Labeling the Thread as "SECA" because nobody cares about it

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Jimbo was a far better gegbvll in 2024 than in 2025

 

[korg]

why's everyone voting koot and goot? honestly they aren't even that entertaining, most boring fucking lolcows ever
other than the fact that koot got namedoxxed, nothing else really happened

 

[Malcolm T. Briggs]

Queen's Korg(i) above me - Yours truly, Malcolm B.

 

[Apeson]

Jimbo was a far better gegbvll in 2024 than in 2025

he got a second wind with the 'ru.

 

[Malcolm T. Briggs]

My previous comment AND joke doesn't make sense now because the jannies fucked me over. Fuck you. - Yours truly, Malcolm B.

 

[Nikizno]

Jimbo was a far better gegbvll in 2024 than in 2025

Can someone make jimbo get off his bpd meds so he goes back to his 2024 self?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

he got a second wind with the 'ru.

Sure, but that's on the 'ru, not the Shroom

 

[korg]

Queen's Korg(i) above me - Yours truly, Malcolm B.

just make an account my noob

 

[Malcolm T. Briggs]

just make an account my noob

Stop telling me what to do! I dindu nuffin! I never ate breakfast before in my life! - Yours truly, Malcolm B.