North Pole ２０２５ LOLCOW AWARDS

[Joseph]

Stop telling me what to do! I dindu nuffin! I never ate breakfast before in my life! - Yours truly, Malcolm B.

Shut the fuck up noobin

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>Labeling the bread as "SECA" because nobody cares about it

That's giga as fuck doe

 

[supersage]

I personally nominate Koot and Goot, because Jimbo simply isn't active and "quit" this site, and generally is just a lame lowcow (apparently xe was funny back in the oldschlog doe)

Koot because of his frequent crashouts, and that time I got him to add me on steam and showed his 'oon games and his full name.
Goot because of the hundreds of derailed threads caused by him indirectly and directly.

Shut the fuck up noobin

Malcolm is noobin?

 

[Goot]

why's everyone voting koot and goot? honestly they aren't even that entertaining, most boring fucking lolcows ever
other than the fact that koot got namedoxxed, nothing else really happened

Worse yet i'm a "gegbvll" for shit that isn't even my shenanigans
The most of my "gegbvll behaviour" is simply me defending myself from a pack of extremely vicious gooners

 

[_73]

Worse yet i'm a "gegbvll" for shit that isn't even my shenanigans
The most of my "gegbvll behaviour" is simply me defending myself from a pack of extremely vicious nutcrackers

Shut up cacaot

 

[Goot]

Shut up snowman

FYI i'm refering to (you) among others
Eventhough you're one of the least offending ones in term of jolteon gooning
That award is tied between roblox, namecaca and koot

 

[worldatwar]

FYI i'm a furpеdo among other things

no shit

 

[Nikizno]

Worse yet i'm a "gegbvll" for shit that isn't even my shenanigans
The most of my "gegbvll behaviour" is simply me defending myself from a pack of extremely vicious nutcrackers

You have done yourself no favors by replying in such shit ways and being so painfully unfunny.

 

[Goot]

You have done yourself no favors by replying in such shit ways and being so painfully unfunny.

Are you perhaps, mad bro?

 

[worldatwar]

Are you perhaps, correct bro?

yeah

 

[Goot]

yeah

Mad

 

[Joseph]

Malcolm is noobin?

It's obvious, he's unfunny af

 

[worldatwar]

Glad

glad for him being correct? cool.

 

[Joseph]

>koot is in 4th place

What the fuck are all of you on?

 

[Goot]

>koot is in 4th place

What the fuck are all of you on?

Goot obsession

 

[Foggurt]

It's too close...

 

[Foggurt]

I think jimbo should win the award for soysphere gegbvll of the year, he's had a generational run this year afterall on more than just the schlog ir shroom.
<reddut space
But the award for shroom gegbvll should go to goot, he's been consistent since day one unlike the others, half of the banner submissions were about xim just to prove how obsessed we are with him.

 

[Namefag]

Jimbo and Z fell off, Cuckjeet was aryan, Koot just leaks over nothing and Onshitskin is just a bootleg Meursault, Goot and especially Cutebooru seem to give us the most consistent keks

 

[Keyed zaryan]

Anyone who isn’t voting for goot has horrible taste in gegbvlls.

 

[Foggurt]

Jimbo and Z fell off, Cuckjeet was good boy, Koot just leaks over nothing and Onshitskin is just a bootleg Meursault, Goot and especially Cutebooru seem to give us the most consistent keks

The meltdowns and incidents provided by onzikn and koot mog tf out of cuteboorus whole career. I can still pull quotes from the two from my memory meanwhile cutebooru is just a leaky dummy.

 

[pig]

Wtf i dont even get honorable mention despite being real woman