>I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.
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I'm at my wits end with foids lately

It was just a joke
Dexter black guy.webp
 
IS THIS IT? THIS IS WHAT I GOT ALL THOSE ASS-WHOOPINGS FOR? I HAD A DREAM ONCE. IT WAS A DREAM THAT YOUNG LITTLE BOYS AND FULL GROWN MEN WOULD DRINK FROM THE RIVER OF PROSPERITY, FREED FROM THE THIRST OF FOID OPPRESSION. BUT LO AND BEHOLD, SOME MANY DECADES LATER, WHAT HAVE I FOUND BUT A BUNCH OF TRIFLING, SHIFTLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING WOMEN? AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME SAY THAT WORD. IT'S THE UGLIEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, BUT THAT'S WHAT I SEE NOW: WOMEN. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN, 'CAUSE WOMEN ARE LIVING CONTRADICTIONS! WOMEN ARE FULL OF UNFULFILLED AMBITIONS! WOMEN WAX AND WANE, WOMEN LOVE TO COMPLAIN! WOMEN LOVE TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK BUT HATE TO EXPLAIN! WOMEN LOVE BEING ANOTHER MAN'S JUDGE AND JURY! WOMEN PROCRASTINATE UNTIL IT'S TIME TO WORRY! WOMEN LOVE TO BE LATE, WOMEN HATE TO HURRY! THE KARDASHIANS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! FOIDS, "MY PUSSY" IS *NOT* A GENRE OF MUSIC! AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT "MARRIAGE". I'VE SEEN WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER, I'VE SEEN WHAT'S OVER THE HORIZON, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU WOMEN WON'T HAVE NOTHING TO CELEBRATE. AND NO, I WON'T GET THERE WITH YOU. I'M GOING TO INCELS.IS.
 
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