I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas

[_account]

Mogs me

 

[grimmki]

i want a big tall girlfriend so beating her is more of a challenge and it feels more earned

 

[Nihilma]

Excuse my poor understanding of english, but what is a "girlfriend" ?
I mean the word is a contraction of the words girl and friend, which i assume means having a female friend.
What's the big deal with having a girlfriend then ?
I'm confused.

 

[Apeson]

>

 

[shipment]

The raping of St. Nicolous is on my calendar for first thing tomorrow. He will not go unchallenged for the mockery he has crafted of myself. The jolly good fellow will fall, and it won't be pretty. Damn you, you holly jolly basdummy.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Excuse my poor understanding of english, but what is a "girlfriend" ?
I mean the word is a contraction of the words girl and friend, which i assume means having a female friend.
What's the big deal with having a girlfriend then ?
I'm confused.

Female friend but also you can hold hands with them

 

[Nihilma]

Female friend but also you can hold hands with them

Holding hands with a female friend ? For what purpose ?
Is this some kind of ritualistic thelemic magick practice invented by Aleister Crowley in his twisted fantasy to summon demons or sum shi ?
What does holding hands with a "girlfriend" give you ?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Holding hands with a female friend ? For what purpose ?
Is this some kind of ritualistic thelemic magick practice invented by Aleister Crowley in his twisted fantasy to summon demons or sum shi ?
What does holding hands with a "girlfriend" give you ?

Feels nice I guess

 

[George Humphreys]

Holding hands with a female friend ? For what purpose ?
Is this some kind of ritualistic thelemic magick practice invented by Aleister Crowley in his twisted fantasy to summon demons or sum shi ?
What does holding hands with a "girlfriend" give you ?

General noobin Ahh post

 

[Nihilma]

Feels nice I guess

I guess so, but it doesn't last, does it ?

 

[shipment]

Why is "Want" and "Girlfriend" capitalized.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I guess so, but it doesn't last, does it ?

Never...

 

[Nikizno]

Why is "Want" and "Girlfriend" capitalized.

Random and Inconsistent capitalization is Aryan, you dirty Nucaca

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

I want a pooner girlfriend in the next Christmas

 

[Nikizno]

I want a pooner girlfriend in the next Christmas

Why do you steal all of my gimmicks

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I want a pooner girlfriend in the next Christmas

I will not live that long if I do not get a pooner girlfriend

Why do you steal all of my gimmicks

Ts is NOT your gimmick twin

 

[_account]

Why do you steal all of my gimmicks

I WISH you were the only one.

 

[ザイバツ]

 

[Microvariant]

I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

brutal blackpill nabbv humble this guy JFL :3