What if Soyjak Forum was a highschool

[angkar]

Me on the left
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ts glows out of context

 

[1876 o algo]

ts glows out of context

The context is that he wants to shoot up a highschool irl btw

 

[Apeson]

I draw swastikas on the walls of the bathroom with poop.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

I would be confused for a teacher

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

im the weird girl who hands out snacks and stickers so idk maybe id be a school shooter

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

im the weird girl who hands out snacks and stickers so idk maybe id be a school shooter

Don't do that

 

[Smoot]

im the weird girl who hands out snacks and stickers so idk maybe id be a school shooter

Would you shoot me

 

[DOLL]

I'd be the science teacher playing mythbusters reruns and giving everyone a free A+

 

[snuffereet]

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Would you shoot me

oh this is one of my soyjaks

i would be the obese smelly kid who shat himself once and thinks bill gates drinks blood from aborted babies

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

I'd be the science teacher playing mythbusters reruns and giving everyone a free A+

I actually see this shit

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Would you shoot me

i wouldnt even notice you

 

[worldatwar]

i would be le shy girl

 

[Smoot]

I actually see this shit

i wouldnt even notice you

Why not?

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

i wouldnt even notice you

Would you shoot Dunchencaca?

 

[_account]

oh this is one of my soyjaks

i would be the obese smelly kid who shat himself once and thinks bill gates drinks blood from aborted babies

Bill gates does do that though

 

[snuffereet]

Bill gates does do that though

I never said he doesn’t, I always did wonder where my blood goes after blood tests

 

[_account]

I never said he doesn’t, I always did wonder where my blood goes after blood tests

So you'd basically be a fat smelly kid with elite life-changing knowledge which you could sparingly give to your peers

 

[1876 o algo]

I'd be the science teacher playing mythbusters reruns and giving everyone a free A+

B-but... I fucking LOVE science class...

 

[Black Watch]

i'm homeschooled.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

The government would revive the No Child Left Behind Act to create an excuse to shut it down

 

[Swarthy]

the shroom highschool would be a special education facility in Gambia