Merry Christmas and My Semi-Retirement

[Barry]

theoretically what would happen if instead of hiding in the fuhrerbunker and dying like the ytboi Claus was, he used his enormous bbc, swinging it like a helicopter to fly away from berlin

He would land in Argentina

 

[shipment]

What if Claus stepped down as the Fuhrer 8 months into World War II and it ended out being shit no German cared about?

 

[Idkchud]

ai generated slop o algo

 

[Garf]

lock the thread, it be over now noobboi

 

[Barry]

lock the thread, it be over now noobboi

Why are you talking like a pirate?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Why are you talking like a pirate?

A butt pirate lol

 

[Apeson]

 

[Cobblestone]

Me say Merry Christmas, Shroompoopas. Good eight moon since big change. Schlog sell bad, made big worry. Bad cloud come. But now better place, better people. Before sell, lots drama and freaks. Sewers leak everywhere like Mumbai street. Now all gone. Me help fix, me tell Froot me do better. Me was small janjan, clean mess. Now clean.

Me retire. No time for site now. Thought wait 'til next moon, but too long. Goal done. Site need new boss who not disappear with keys. Booru drama show me, me no care. Politics for soy boys. Me just want relax like normal user. No kiss ass. Me give to Catter, Broot no want it, Doll busy with drama. Catter no care about any drama, just site.

We made good things. More good things come. Me stay around, me just normal user now. Me help Catter, show what need do.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

View attachment 77649Me say Merry Christmas, Shroompoopas. Good eight moon since big change. Schlog sell bad, made big worry. Bad cloud come. But now better place, better people. Before sell, lots drama and freaks. Sewers leak everywhere like Mumbai street. Now all gone. Me help fix, me tell Froot me do better. Me was small janjan, clean mess. Now clean.

Me retire. No time for site now. Thought wait 'til next moon, but too long. Goal done. Site need new boss who not disappear with keys. Booru drama show me, me no care. Politics for soy boys. Me just want relax like normal user. No kiss ass. Me give to Catter, Broot no want it, Doll busy with drama. Catter no care about any drama, just site.

We made good things. More good things come. Me stay around, me just normal user now. Me help Catter, show what need do.

Now I understand what he said

 

[supadrayk]

hey sxuop suh h wheelll im not ac tulgin retihnfn so i doinyt, dont i measnt dont doing that retirinvb tyhingh yknmow, im hers to i mean here to stya i mean stay,,, uhh so i dont know who wasnt i mean was lik,e sreaPindf this rumors boi im mean rooming i mean rumor uhh rthat im quitting soon, well im not really. im staying. i dont hyave well enoug hbmoney yet to uhh leave. yknow? when did i coime abck? i never lef.t, but uhh once rick may payus me i mean pays me the 54 dolarrs i mean 5 dollars he owes me maybe i can retire... or... uhh,, ygetme

 

[Black Watch]

 

[Dagonet]

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Truly better than FROOT in everything

 

[supadrayk]

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Hey, this is ehh... well its an art piece about like,, a musahroom boi crying for quittin. happy to help

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Shroot is kinda mushroom doe

 

[supadrayk]

well this is true

 

[Barry]

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>focusing more on real life shit
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[Black Watch]

>focusing more on real life shit
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you'll never be a true shroomcel.

 

[jimboobs]

Didnt read a single word

 

[Apeson]

In about three or four months this site will make it to another Christmas

 

[Dagonet]

In about three or four months this site will make it to another Christmas
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I don't want this site to be older than the Shlog