I got jump by 2 homeless guys last nigth

[StudioExcréments]

Me and brother we're drinking vodka in a parking lot in the party part of town. I was drunk as shit and some piece of shit methead jumped me and started punching me. They stole my belt so i came back to get it back but one of them had his hand in his coat and i heard the sound of a switchblade being clicked. I dont know why i pussied out, i know i did the rigth choice but like i feel it would have atleast not affected my self worth as much if i had atleast tried fucking them up in return. I just feel like a victim, i only managed to kick one of them in the face when he was punching me. I hate myself, i am a 180 pounds 6'1 boxer and i was drunk as shit but i just wish i had thrown them into the river, fucking pieces of fucking shit.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

>180 pounds 6'1 boxer
>fails too fight 2 malnourished drugged up homeless shitskins that have 17 different STDs

deserved

 

[StudioExcréments]

>180 pounds 6'1 boxer
>fails too fight 2 malnourished drugged up homeless shitskins that have 17 different STDs

deserved

noob... i was drunk as shit

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

noob... i was drunk as shit

Okay, and? The homeless guys were probably drunker and higher than you doe

 

[StudioExcréments]

Okay, and? The homeless guys were probably drunker and higher than you doe

noob fuck you, you have no clue what you are even talking about. Hope you get jumped too fucking mean asshole.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

noob fuck you, you have no clue what you are even talking about. Hope you get jumped too fucking mean asshole.

I don't drink so i'll win or something unless they tie the belt around my arm

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

When I drink I'm still perfectly capable of fighting fym you lost to 2 jartycucks?

 

[StudioExcréments]

When I drink I'm still perfectly capable of fighting fym you lost to 2 jartycucks?

noob, i was barely able to walk. Also i dont think you understand what it means to get jumped. One of them rammed to the ground while other got on top of me to repeatedly punch my face.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

noob, i was barely able to walk. Also i dont think you understand what it means to get jumped. One of them rammed to the ground while other got on top of me to repeatedly punch my face.

got rammed by basically a skeleton award

 

[StudioExcréments]

got rammed by basically a skeleton award

noob had fatass beer and mcdonald bellys.

 

[redactedaccount]

I paid two homeless noobs to attack and rob some random drunk guy earlier.

 

[Goot]

Bro you can always just go back find them and beat them up when you're in better shape
It's all about picking your battles

 

[StudioExcréments]

I paid two homeless noobs to attack and rob some random drunk guy earlier.

When I drink I'm still perfectly capable of fighting fym you lost to 2 jartycucks?

>180 pounds 6'1 boxer
>fails too fight 2 malnourished drugged up homeless shitskins that have 17 different STDs

deserved

You guys are noobs just as much as the guys who jumped me. This is genuinly noob behavior.

 

[worldatwar]

how do u get robbed in canada of all places??

 

[_73]

You guys are noobs just as much as the guys who jumped me. This is genuinly noob behavior.

Boo hoo goy I dont care, you deserved to get jumped

 

[HWABAG~]

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

You guys are noobs just as much as the guys who jumped me. This is genuinly noob behavior.

holy seetherald

 

[Administrator]

It's easy to say you could take on people but when the time comes you would get stunned if it's unexpected or something

 

[redactedaccount]

You guys are noobs just as much as the guys who jumped me. This is genuinly noob behavior.

Lighten up, man. It could have been way worse.

 

[Itransheartblox]

You guys are noobs just as much as the guys who jumped me. This is genuinly noob behavior.

what did you expect?