BREAKING NEWS: ESL FNF PEDO HAS LEFT VENEZUELA DUE TO U.S AIRSTRIKES

[Kote]

Caracas, 4th of January: Contrary to inital reports, the Venezuelan ESL FNF Pedo was not killed, but instead fled Venezuela for an unknown location.
However, an AI has managed to track xis location , and first reports show that he is.....RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!DONT TURN AROUND OYYYYYYY

 

[Nemanja]

DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS SAVE ME DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

 

[H3K]

Are you willing to verify that claim, chud?

 

[Kote]

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Are you willing to verify that claim, chud?

i was going to, but...i feel something breathing down my neck...

 

[CadoTheFartingChud]

don't worry guys i raped him to death

 

[Fish]

I thought he died in the airstrike

 

[CadoTheFartingChud]

@Nemanja is his cordsister btw

 

[supersage]

dont worry he broke his arm gooning too hard he'll be out of action for a week atleast

 

[Nemanja]

@Nemanja is his cordsister btw

what

 

[George Humphreys]

jimbo is on the run....

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

jimbo is on the run....

raping anything that moves...

 

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