Dagonet's lazy ass attempt to getting chump change by making low quality, garbage, bottom of the barrel, shitty, doodoo fart, shovelwave type "games"

I'm bored as hell and I wanna make money, This shitty blog is to document the process on my terrible mental state and working on poopie low quality games

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

 

[Nemanja]

eg

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

lemme help even though im a serial procrastinator

 

[Dagonet]

lemme help even though im a serial procrastinator

Let make money together

 

[Dagonet]

My first idea is to make a walking sim mixed with increment to do something idk

 

[Dagonet]

Either that or a shitty tomadachi style game mixed with increment

 

[Dagonet]

I have a somewhat decent idea, Tower defence with increment mechanics added in

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I have a somewhat decent idea, Tower defence with increment mechanics added in

Wait this is lowkey fire I want to work on it

 

[Dagonet]

Should I make 2d games instead?

 

[Foggurt]

Just make an indie gane that's an allegory depression in the 2010s and get all the popular youtubers to play it bro.

 

[supersage]

okay so you steal some assets from the unity asset store right?
then you put them in some manner of parkour with no checkpoints (too hard to code) then you steal a player model, preferrably a cartoony girl or some shit

then charge 10 bucks for it
youll be a trillionaire before you know it

 

[grimmki]

Should I make 2d games instead?

do whatever is easy

 

[Dagonet]

I'd make a game like Vampire Survivors but instead of vampires it's ads and shoving a fuckton of adware inside of it to keep the magic of it still being a game or something

 

[Dagonet]

If this shit doesn't work out, There's always construction

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

If you want to make a shit ton of cash off of shovelware just become a porn game creator, slap together some assets in Unity or Unreal Engine, find some models of some Asian foids, get some voice actors off Fiverr, and then drip feed content on a Patreon account for a bunch of idiots for eternity, never actually finishing anything you’re working on. Repeat for infinite revenue streams.
Of course all of this is incredibly immoral and you’ll probably go to hell for that but it is an option

 

[Dagonet]

If you want to make a shit ton of cash off of shovelware just become a porn game creator, slap together some assets in Unity or Unreal Engine, find some models of some Asian foids, get some voice actors off Fiverr, and then drip feed content on a Patreon account for a bunch of idiots for eternity, never actually finishing anything you’re working on. Repeat for infinite revenue streams.
Of course all of this is incredibly immoral and you’ll probably go to hell for that but it is an option

That's gotta be my last option if everything fails but I ain't that greedy. I'd rather do construction work before even thinking about doing that