How do I register an account on soyjak.forum?

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I'm having immense difficulty with the process and I'm asking so I can have it done as soon as possible.

 

[Soyspotter]

Step 1 is to sacrifice your firstborn in the name of @Shroot

 

[Thomsen]

Step 1 is to sacrifice your firstborn in the name of @Shroot

Good thing i never liked it anyways

 

[Apeson]

you have to download oneshot onto a computer then set it on fire.

 

[basil]

idk

 

[Thomsen]

Step 3 is to dress up like JC Denton and dance to mango mango mango