If the Shroom was a true crime documentary series (as it was determined to be in the poll)

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Which characters would shroomgers be?
Sequel to this thread.

Thread 'Is the user above a primary or secondary character of Soyjak Forum?'

Dec 12, 2025

• shekel
• Replies: 123
• Forum: /fag/ - Forum Games

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

The serial killer

 

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The serial killer

Who?

 

[Foggurt]

Hillel Hartmann would be the main villian of an Epstien/P diddy investigation episode.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Who?

you

 

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you

Me? A serial killer?
NAHHHHHH you must be thinking about someone else.

 

[RandalSoy]

can i be a victim please please please please

 

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Steve would be the police commissioner who never does anything.
Onzikn would be an obnoxious reporter who is always bothering the detectives.

 

[Dagonet]

I'd be the boomstick intern

 

[Fish]

I would be a talking fish

 

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@Foggurt and @cargo are the weird cousins of the victim whom everyone thinks did it but actually didn't.

 

[_73]

can i be a victim please please please please

Fiiiiinnnneee, since you asked SO nicely

 

[Keyed zaryan]

If it's dramatized then I would be the red herring who acts shitoko as fuck but is actually innocent.

 

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Fiiiiinnnneee, since you asked SO nicely

_73 is the apprentice of the killer who gets caught but doesn't give up the mastermind.

 

[supersage]

who would i be? the random side character who appears like once every 8 episodes for comedic relief?

 

[Herpes Trout]

I would be a talking fish

They would interview you because you witnessed a murder inside your aquarium like in a case in real life where the police interviewed a parrot because a husband killed his wife and the parrot just kept repeating what they said when it happened

 

[Fish]

They would interview you because you witnessed a murder inside your aquarium like in a case in real life where the police interviewed a parrot because a husband killed his wife and the parrot just kept repeating what they said when it happened

exactly

 

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@supersage would be taken off the case after the press found out he was a shemmycuc-I mean was involved with a confidential informant.

@ecstasy is the victim's disgruntled ex who was already in custody at the time of the murder.

 

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@FartmingerFuckwadCheesest would be the victim's legal guardian.

 

[pig]

Me