Intimate moments with your Jolteon slowly kills you

[shipment]

even if you are human. New research done by the Weizmann Institute of Science shows that this intimacy, human or not are more likely to lead you to an early grave due to chemicals exuded by Jolteons called lactocaseinocalciphosphide. Is this another win for the Shroom community?

 

[pig]

Vapereondalit propaganda, JQLTZ are forever

 

[Herpes Trout]

It’s electric, no? Like “Jolt” is an electric term? It would slowly kill you, because wouldn’t it be like an electric eel type thing?

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

It’s electric, no? Like “Jolt” is an electric term? It would slowly kill you, because wouldn’t it be like an electric eel type thing?

That just means you need to wear rubber boots while "jolting it".

 

[PRINCE VEGETA]

even if you are human. New research done by the Weizmann Institute of Science shows that this intimacy, human or not are more likely to lead you to an early grave due to chemicals exuded by Jolteons called lactocaseinocalciphosphide. Is this another win for the Shroom community?

 

[Namefag]

@Goot GTFIH

 

[Apeson]

@Goot GTFIH

It's over he already died.

 

[shekel]

>Me after I take Goot's advice and end up cracking a Jolteon but it lwk fries my dih off

 

[Goot]

@Goot GTFIH

Kys

Utter goonbrains that justify their gooning by projecting it on me in a bizzare manner

 

[shekel]

Kys

Utter goonbrains that justify their gooting by projecting it on me in a bizzare manner

 

[Goot]

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So?

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Suddenly Steve and Zuse are also "flvffeelers"

 

[shekel]

So?

 

[Goot]

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I genuinely don't get your point dude

 

[Twostripe]

Suddenly Steve and Zuse are also "flvffeelers"

Nobrody said they weren't

 

[shekel]

I genuinely don't get your point dude

You're a furcaca gooner. Here is undeniable proof you are FlvffFeeler88

@Goot
are you feigning ignorance or are you genuinely this dummyed
No one on Earth has ever used the term "Flvff" other than you and Abadoobey, who coincidentally is from the Netherlands, like you are.

 

[Goot]

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You're a furcaca gooter. Here is undeniable proof you are FlvffFeeler88

@Goot
are you feigning ignorance or are you genuinely this dummyed
No one on Earth has ever used the term "Flvff" other than you and Abadoobey, who coincidentally is from the Netherlands, like you are.

I don't see it?

No one on Earth has ever used the term "Flvff"

That is jvst not trve

 

[shekel]

I don't see it?


That is jvst not trve

Show me a screenshot of anyone else using it.

 

[Goot]

Show me a screenshot of anyone else using it.
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Replacing a "u" with a "v" is absolutely unheard of obviously

 

[shekel]

Replacing a "u" with a "v" is absolutely unheard of obviously

No one else does that in the big 2026 AD other than branoobs.

 

[worldatwar]

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You're a furcaca gooter. Here is undeniable proof you are FlvffFeeler88

@Goot
are you feigning ignorance or are you genuinely this dummyed
No one on Earth has ever used the term "Flvff" other than you and Abadoobey, who coincidentally is from the Netherlands, like you are.

he's always feigning ignorance (at least i hope he is) whenever he is confronted with the things he's said or done in order to evade accountability. nothing new.