What's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

[lightyagami]

6 people with crushes on me in high school, 0 realization or mental fortitude to capitalize on it.

Notice he said people and not girls, they were all pedo school janitors

 

[worldatwar]

ever since i played gta 3 as a kid, i would at times repeat lines from the colombian cartel member npc from staunton island and shoreside vale like "watch the wheels, gringo"

 

[1876 o algo]

I wanted to confess to my gf that I was a drug addict but instead of saying it I just sent her lyrics.
She didn't get it, so I just kept doing drugs

 

[Namefag]

I wanted to confess to my gf that I was a drug addict but instead of saying it I just sent her lyrics.
She didn't get it, so I just kept doing drugs

I used to force 100 gecs on people to gauge whether or not they were trannoids. Strangely enough it actually worked, brainrotcucks always leak and try to convince you of all the reasons they're actually le bad while normal people just say it sucks and move on

 

[pig]

yesterday in class i watched this video on my laptop (with earbuds) because its funny and im pretty sure da real womanz behind me saw it but they didnt do shit

 

[Namefag]

yesterday in class i watched this video on my laptop (with earbuds) because its funny and im pretty sure da real womanz behind me saw it but they didnt do shit

To be honest the act of making this post is more autistic than the act it describes

 

[Black Watch]

SInce I was like 11, I always put a small pencil in my mouth larping as if I'm smoking a cigarette.
I still do btw.

 

[Namefag]

SInce I was like 11, I always put a small pencil in my mouth larping as if I'm smoking a cigarette.
I still do btw.

Start smoking real cigarettes, you'd seem so much cooler if you did!

 

[miek]

SInce I was like 11, I always put a small pencil in my mouth larping as if I'm smoking a cigarette.
I still do btw.

I did the same thing but with nerf darts

 

[Nvtral]

Start smoking real cigarettes, you'd seem so much cooler if you did!

nonsensical the glowies wouldnt care if you smoked or not. the jews would

 

[Nvtral]

i say/type a total of like 200 words per day and 80% of them are from here

 

[Joseph]

I did the same thing but with nerf darts

I did the same but with pieces of paper and I lit them on fire

 

[worldatwar]

watch steven universe as a youngin

 

[myexdrew]

i called noobs normies and made pepe references

crazy how i still was in elementary at the time

Truecels aren't made they are born type shiiii

 

[Benny]

Back when I was in high school, our English teacher gave us a homework to make a PowerPoint presentation on anything we liked, so I decided to talk about firearms models, the ones i liked, and how to make your own shitty functional pistol. I got suspended for a week doe but the teacher liked it

 

[garry尼尔森]

I walk up and down from far distances repeatedly just so when walking I can see the steps number on my watch go up

 

[Itransheartblox]

GuardianZet obsession

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i like to call taiwan "中華民國" and I don't know why

 

[CX2]

some commie called me a noob so i called him a cumskin cacaot and we did this for about 10mins before getting bored

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I become immersed in a task. Dad taps me on my shoulder. I say, "Yes, mum?" I turn around and imagine my shock and the look of bewilderment plastered on his face.
So then if I called him on the phone or asked him in person, he'd tell me, "Oh, go ask yer dad." Needless to say, he didn't let me live that one down for about a week. It wasn't funny at the time, but I've lightened up since then.