NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Da joos fallacy

Notice how they call it a fallacy, but not a lie...

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I have no damn idea what "branoob" means but it feels too late to ask.

 

[shekel]

I have no damn idea what "branoob" means but it feels too late to ask.

Basically when I see noobs I go "brah.... noob" in disappointment so its just a reaction to when you see a noob

 

[Herpes Trout]

I've lied about having actual friends multiple times before just to save face at the dinner table.

I used to kind of do this but my family doesn’t want me making friends at the school that I go to anyways so its not needed anymore

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I nuked my entire facebook account so no one saw me change my relationship status from "Engaged" to "Single"
I still don't think I've actually told anyone but my dad, everyone just assumed after a while

 

[Dagonet]

I plan to work in construction if everything else fails

 

[Dagonet]

I haven't had a haircut in a while and every time I look into the mirror I see a more depressed and browner version of Minutemen

 

[Mazel]

I didn't brush my teeth yesterday

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I didn't brush my teeth yesterday

You sick fuck. @Mist @Scout @White Cis Male @condolana @CwcvilleGuardian @Steve @Mist*2

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I hit someone's car in a parking lot once and just drove away.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I hit someone's car in a parking lot once and just drove away.

Found the noob who's car I hit

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm actually very respectful towards women that don't fuck other dudes while engaged to me

 

[Enzo]

I tried to learn Dutch for a while because of zellig and even wasted money on a Babbel subscription

 

[worldatwar]

I tried to learn Dutch for a while because of zellig and even wasted money on a Babbel subscription

you poor, poor thing

 

[Enzo]

A couple of years ago I used to own a duck and this one time it tried to fuck me.

Very horny animals all of ‘em. They also have like super long dicks too.

I have ducks, this never happened to me but I witnessed the males raping the females multiple times

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I made a woman homeless once.

 

[_account]

I made a woman homeless once.

>yes Mr Trvmp, I heard this woman working at the DMV talking shit about THE Kvrk (WACK). Please fire her immediately.

 

[Dagonet]

If I don't get enough sleep, My body violently rapes my head and forces me to sleep

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I have no damn idea what "branoob" means but it feels too late to ask.

OK, someone give me the actual definition already. It's being used more and more and I understand it less and less.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I took Adderal behind my girlfriend's back once and ended up deciding to confess to it and all she said was "oh is that why you were bearable yesterday?"