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ITT each post is a scene in the jimbo movie

As he walks home he finds a dumpster and smells something good. He opens it and finds Lesotho Soytan poop and a rotten skunk

[Jimbo]​

>this some good shit o algo *BRAAAP*​

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As he munches on his food from the dumpster, Trevor shows up

[Trevor]​

>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LESOTHO CUISINE!!​

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As he walks home he finds a dumpster and smells something good. He opens it and finds Lesotho Soytan poop and a rotten skunk

[Jimbo]​

>this some good shit o algo *BRAAAP*​

​

As he munches on his food from the dumpster, Trevor shows up

[Trevor]​

>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LESOTHO CUISINE!!​

​
​
jimson is online?
i'll brb rq
 
Trevor and Jimbo engage in a fight to determine who gets to take the soytan poop monolith's hand in marriage. Both of them spam the same copypasta at each other until they realize their prize has been stolen while they were being noobs.
 
he saw me go online and ran away in fear
evendoe everyone who's under 18 is afraid of jimbo
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After losing the scuffle with Trevor, Jimbo walks home dejected while a sad Guns&Roses song plays on the soundtrack during the sequence.
(Cut to brief establishing sequence of various still life shots of Jimbo's home including the roof being made of stapled taki bags, an unflushed toilet, a dirty monitor with intermittent 'cord notification sounds emanating through the house)
>Mama!!! I is need Malt liquor and bandages for my booboo I gots fuggin wit dat Trevu noobh! jimbo shouts as he slams the door behind him.
>MAAAA!!! he repeats after hearing no reply.
>huh, musta gone for mo menthols and diapers. Hope she remembered her snap cards an sheeeiit he mumbles as he limps to his dark corner room
(Cuts to exterior of home, slow pan to left revealing a car parked across the street with many prominent bumper sticker including "honk if you love Allah" and "keep raging, tailgaters".
 
he was then resurrected by an unknown force, for a brief moment, jimbo was overjoyed, because his skin is finally white.
>noob I'm finally white noob!
Although not long after, his joy turned into sadness because he realize that white skin he had was his ghost form, his body is still is, in fact, blacker than a black hole
 
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